Two months into the pandemic, I saw a video that made me laugh uncontrollably, and think to myself...Do we all have the same dad? It was this TikTok of a dad shaking some cashews in his hand before popping them into his mouth — a classic move by my own father:
After revisiting this video, I went down a rabbit hole to see what other common denominators our dads share. Here are 31 other things that every father is definitely guilty of:
Why do dads always walk into your room and look at you like this, then leave again?Without saying a word?
2.The "go help your mom":
Why do Dads always say "go help your mom"No bro you help your wife!! Am I the one who married her at 18??
Why do dads always send “ok” after everything you text them 💀💀💀
4.Point in case:
WHY DO DADS ALWAYS RESPOND WITH OK LMFAOO
5.The kitchen stance:
Why do dads always stand like this
6.The TV stance:
Why do dads watch movies like this?
7.The incomplete sentences:
@_ericcurtin Why does every dad text like this
Why does every dad on Facebook put ... after everything??
9.The gear shift:
Why do dads always leave your car In gear so when you start it you jolt forward and nearly break your neck
10.The early bird:
why do dads always wanna go to the airport 828382 hours early
11.The money throwers:
why do dads always give you money instead of love and affection?
12.The birthday amnesia:
Why do dads always forget exact birthday dates 😂
why do dads always wander off
14.The convenient case:
Why does every dad have a wallet phone case
why do dads always want to know how much money you have in your bank acc??
16.The travel curiosity:
why does every dad love asking you what highways you took to get somewhere on a trip
Why does every dad sneeze as loud as humanly possible
18.The U2 stans:
why does every dad love u2
why does every dad ever write in all caps?? they all have the same handwriting and it looks like this
why does every dad have a toe like this
why do dads know literally everyone
22.The food burner:
Why does every dad think a pizza isn't done until 3/4 of the cheese is burnt 😅
Why does every dad ever have the most stressful ringtone of all time
Why does every dad love asking the waiter what they recommend
why does every dad think calling him “justin beaver” funny??
26.The butter pecan:
why does every dad eat butter pecan ice cream
27.The WHAT ARE THOOOOSE:
Why does every dad wear these in the summer
Why do dads frown at the tv like around 85% of the time
29.The revisionist history:
Why do dads' exaggerate their childhood past?
30.The lack of headphones:
Why does every single dad watch vids so loud in the living room
31.And finally, the love:
my dad >>>>>>