Plz, Why Does Every Dad Do These 32 Things — It's Freaking Me Out
Two months into the pandemic, I saw a video that made me laugh uncontrollably, and think to myself...Do we all have the same dad? It was this TikTok of a dad shaking some cashews in his hand before popping them into his mouth — a classic move by my own father:
@ej_savage_lmao And that’s on cashews 😔👊🏻 #dad #neverfitin #natureathome
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After revisiting this video, I went down a rabbit hole to see what other common denominators our dads share. Here are 31 other things that every father is definitely guilty of:
1.The stare:
Why do dads always walk into your room and look at you like this, then leave again?Without saying a word?
2.The "go help your mom":
Why do Dads always say "go help your mom"No bro you help your wife!! Am I the one who married her at 18??
3.The "OK":
Why do dads always send “ok” after everything you text them 💀💀💀
4.Point in case:
WHY DO DADS ALWAYS RESPOND WITH OK LMFAOO
5.The kitchen stance:
Why do dads always stand like this
6.The TV stance:
Why do dads watch movies like this?
7.The incomplete sentences:
@_ericcurtin Why does every dad text like this
8.The ellipsis:
Why does every dad on Facebook put ... after everything??
9.The gear shift:
Why do dads always leave your car In gear so when you start it you jolt forward and nearly break your neck
10.The early bird:
why do dads always wanna go to the airport 828382 hours early
11.The money throwers:
why do dads always give you money instead of love and affection?
12.The birthday amnesia:
Why do dads always forget exact birthday dates 😂
13.The wanderers:
why do dads always wander off
14.The convenient case:
Why does every dad have a wallet phone case
15.The nosiness:
why do dads always want to know how much money you have in your bank acc??
16.The travel curiosity:
why does every dad love asking you what highways you took to get somewhere on a trip
17.The sneeze:
Why does every dad sneeze as loud as humanly possible
18.The U2 stans:
why does every dad love u2
19.The handwriting:
why does every dad ever write in all caps?? they all have the same handwriting and it looks like this
20.The toenail:
why does every dad have a toe like this
21.The socialites:
why do dads know literally everyone
22.The food burner:
Why does every dad think a pizza isn't done until 3/4 of the cheese is burnt 😅
23.The ringtone:
Why does every dad ever have the most stressful ringtone of all time
24.The conversationalists:
Why does every dad love asking the waiter what they recommend
25.The mispronunciation:
why does every dad think calling him “justin beaver” funny??
26.The butter pecan:
why does every dad eat butter pecan ice cream
27.The WHAT ARE THOOOOSE:
Why does every dad wear these in the summer
28.The frown:
Why do dads frown at the tv like around 85% of the time
29.The revisionist history:
Why do dads' exaggerate their childhood past?
30.The lack of headphones:
Why does every single dad watch vids so loud in the living room
31.And finally, the love:
my dad >>>>>>
