Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

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Your sexoscope for the week of July 5 to July 11:

Aries

You’re totally horned up on Friday, thanks to the heated Leo Moon making your libido boi-oi-oing up and down like crazy. It’s the best night to get lucky-especially since the Virgo Moon on Saturday making work and errands your top priority. If you get bored this week, swipe through Tinder-by Thursday, a stellar hookup finds their way into your bed!

You and your FWB have a great time together on Friday, whether you’re doing it or just chilling together! The rest of the weekend finds you stuck at work, but the astro-weather on Monday makes all of your relationships thrive-especially your current situationship!

A pleasant weekend with your boo leads to an even nicer week, and Monday’s Libra Moon makes anything romantic (or sexy!) happening way more likely. Just a heads up-Mercury Retrograde begins this week in your chart’s zone of romance and sex, so if an ex-flame appears, do not engage! Merc Retro in Leo can also lead to misunderstandings between you and your partner and cause their jealous side to lash out.

Taurus

This Friday is all about catching some zzz’s, not feelings, so you’re opting to stay in and rest instead of going out. Saturday and Sunday are much nicer for your love/sex life, and thanks to Mercury Retrograde now instigating crazy family/roommate drama, getting out of the house is your top priority. Finding a new squeeze to play around with starts to sound way more appealing!

Getting it on is pretty low on your list of priorities this Friday, but still, invite your playmate over to Netflix and chill, sans sex-the Virgo Moon on Saturday cranks your libido up a few notches and morning sex would be the perfect way to start your day! They might end up staying over all weekend, with all the fun you’re having, and this week can potentially lead to you realizing you're really into them!

If you’ve been in love forever:

Uh-oh-if you and your partner are living together, this week is the start of heightened tension between the two of you, thanks to Mercury Retrograde and Mars lighting a fire (not the sexy kind) in your chart’s zone of home life. Why not use Venus in Cancer’s compatible vibes to set your bedroom on fire-and not your relationship.

Gemini

Mingling is your favorite thing to do, but you have an especially great time flirting with every cutie in sight on Friday, thanks to the Leo Moon! You’re definitely going home with a few new numbers in your phone, but don’t bank on locking down a hookup this weekend. You have more luck getting it in starting Monday with the sexy, fun Libra Moon.

Whether it’s gushy flirting, or raunchy dirty talk, you and your FWB are making a LOT of noise this weekend! Things are going great and the two of you are really clicking until Mercury, your ruling planet, goes retrograde, which can sour your situationship for a few weeks.

You’re the zodiac’s blabbermouth, and your partner loves you for it, but this weekend, try to pay a little more attention to them-they might be trying to drop hints that they want you to zip it for awhile and let them have a turn talking for a change! There are communication issues that need addressing, and Mercury Retrograde is bringing them to the surface once it starts this weekend.

Cancer

HBD! If you have a birthday outing this weekend, it goes really well. Plus, the romantic Leo Moon on Friday followed by the chatty Virgo Moon Saturday indicates that you’re likely to pick up a few hotties to start talking to-especially with Venus in your sign turning you into the ultimate babe magnet!

Good news: you’re one of the few signs whose love life isn’t hit too hard by this upcoming Mercury Retrograde, so communication issues with your FWB shouldn’t be too problematic ATM, even if you’re starting to feel bored. However, the eclipse in your sign this month may make you want to toss in the towel with your situationship. If someone new catches your eye this week, I’m not saying it’s a sign, but…it’s a sign.

If you’re looking to take your relationship more seriously by moving in together or getting engaged, this week’s crazy astro-weather can really work in your favor! Monday’s Libra Moon makes the romantic, emotional side of your relationship flourish, and Tuesday is the perfect time to start any big talks with your boo-followed by some kickass f*cking under the Scorpio Moon on Wednesday to cap off your week!

Leo

If you can shake off the wet blanket feeling of Cancer season and step out this Friday, connecting with other people and getting your flirt on is a breeze thanks to the Moon in your sign. If you fudge up your pickup line and suddenly end up blabbing out word salad, don’t feel embarrassed-Mercury Retrograde starts in your sign this weekend, so the occasional social blunders become way more likely, even for you.

You’re totally feeling your FWB and want your situationship to become something more real this week, but news flash-make sure you’re sitting down-if the other person declines, you need to swallow your pride and respect their choice. Mercury Retrograde and Mars in your sign make you more stubborn and argumentative than ever, but listen to me on this one, Leo-you don’t want to start any drama.

Can’t you ever catch a break? This weekend, Mercury Retrograde starts in your sign and gets boosted by aggressive Mars on Monday, making you come off as more snippy and short which puts your partner on the defensive and increases tension in your relationship. Thinking before you speak and paying attention to how you say (not bark) and ask (not demand) things RN can save your relationship from a lot of trouble.

Virgo

On Friday, you already feel Mercury Retrograde's energy and are totally zoned out all day long. Once the Moon enters your sign on Saturday, you’re granted 24 hours of peace and clarity, which you should take full advantage of if you’re feeling horny and looking for someone to bone. Because once the retrograde starts on Sunday, shit gets crazy and there’s waaaay less time for getting action in your schedule!

If your situationship feels like it’s gone on past its expiration date, Saturday is the best day to firmly, yet gently, take the benefits out of your FWB situation and still have the “friend” part afterwards. Getting broken up with sucks, but the silver lining is that you can definitely keep your positive connection with this person, even if the terms and conditions change.

Taking your relationship one step further and talking about tying the knot or moving in with your boo is supported by your horoscope this week, Virgo! Use Mercury Retrograde’s vibes to your benefit this week by reviewing and rethinking your relationship–including starting a dialogue with your boo about upgrading your relationship status.

Libra

It’s a social Friday night for your sign, and the Leo Moon is helping your flex your flirting skills, so finding your next hookup is so, so easy. When you wake up and find them sleeping next to you on Saturday, however, the Virgo Moon putting you in an introverted, grumpy mood that makes you want to kick ‘em out ASAP!

Instead of boinking your boo this weekend, you’re way more likely to be spotted hanging out with your squad instead-but when a catfight between you and one of the gals breaks out (thanks, Mercury Retrograde), being with your FWB suddenly becomes a great idea! Their cute face is the perfect distraction for the next few weeks while the drama with your bud plays out!

Where do you see your relationship in five years? Ten? This weekend is the start of Mercury Retrograde, which is a three-week-long review period of your hopes and dreams for the future. It’s not a 100% super serious time, though-when Venus and kinky Uranus link up on Monday, it’s the perfect astro-weather to fool around and incorporate a new toy, sexy lingerie, and anything else fresh and new to your sex life!

Scorpio

This weekend contains super-social astrology for your sign, so it’s a perfect time to go out, party, and mack on a few hotties for one last hoorah before Mercury Retrograde starts to stir the pot in Leo on Sunday! You’re feeling pretty drained on Monday, but one of the dreamboats you met during your weekend of partying hits you up for round two-and suddenly, you’re full of energy again and ready for action!

You’re big on boundaries-maybe it’s your trust issues-so keeping feelings out of this FWB deal has been easy. This week, you want to break your own rules and get rid of your walls-because you figure out you’re crushing hard! Don’t rush into a relationship-Mercury Retrograde is the WORST time to do that-but incorporating a little romance (even if it’s a heart emoji next to their name in your phone) could be a good way to channel this energy.

Your relationship is getting shaken up, Scorpio-in a good way! Uranus, planet of disruption, in your chart’s partnership zone gets tickled by Venus in your fellow water sign, Cancer, so pleasant surprises are sprinkled throughout your love life this week! This could be your lover trying something new in bed (a toy, different position, sex move, etc) to spice up your sex life, or something sweet and simple like flowers waiting for you at the house after work.

Sagittarius

The Moon in Leo on Friday puts you in an even more extroverted mood than usual, and getting Tinder matches is easy AF with how confident you’re feeling, too! The flirty Libra Moon on Monday makes sure that hooking up stays on your list of priorities, but getting ghosted or not getting any DMs all week leaves you feeling grouchy by the end of the week.

This weekend’s Leo Moon puts you in one of two moods: either your ~free spirit~ mentality gets even stronger, so you want nothing to do with your f*ck buddy (or any kind of relationships or commitments, real or perceived) OR you feel wild, untamed, and kinky AF so you want nothing more than to climb ‘em like a tree!

Friday night’s Leo Moon puts you in the mood to explore new territory with your partner in the bedroom, and spending the night trying new positions, kinks, or anything else to spruce up your sex life is super supported now. Have fun while you still can-Mercury Retrograde starts Sunday, and although it’s not likely to impact your love life much, you definitely want your last memories before the astro-weather turns to shit to be fun ones, right?

Capricorn

You can thank Friday’s Capricorn Moon for being the reason you feel so hot-and-bothered. The frisky fire sign’s vibes get you a little riled up, so you open your DMs and hope someone hits you up so you can get with ‘em. Your wish may not come true this weekend, but on Monday when Venus is turned on by Uranus, someone new-and sexy, too-enters your crosshairs. Say hello to your next major crush!

Can’t you make up your mind? On Friday, you can’t get enough of your f*ck buddy, but by Saturday morning, you’re totally over them and want to do your own thing. Sure enough, by Monday, you’re ready for round two and you’re back in their DMs! Mixed signals and Mercury Retrograde fall hand in hand, and you might be the source of some mega confusion for your poor FWB. Make up your mind, please-it’ll save you from tons of drama this week.

You gotta open up, Capricorn! You know that itch you can’t scratch in the back of your mind, the little feeling you can’t ignore, that issue you’ve been DYING to bring up with your partner but just haven’t had the nerve to, yet? This weekend-hopefully before Mercury Retro starts on Sunday-speak up. Then, the intimacy issues and communication problems damaging your relationship can start to work themselves out.

Aquarius

You’re looking for a plus-one this Friday, thanks to the Leo Moon putting you in a romantic (or just horny) state of mind! Cancer season’s influence has been pushing you to work triple-overtime without breaks, so treat yourself and find someone to play around with this weekend! Don’t expect to find the LOYL, though-Mercury Retrograde in your chart’s relationships zone makes sure that nothing started now will last long.

Getting in touch with your romantic side is a once-in-a-lifetime type of deal for you, with how detached you tend to be from your emotions. But this Friday? You’re catching major feels and are all over your FWB/crush/maybe partner/who even knows. You want to get closer and closer and closer to them, and shoot, they might feel the same way, but don’t jump the gun-it’s Mercury Retrograde and eclipse season, so confusion, miscommunications, and sudden drama are incoming, none of which make it easy for a new relationship to survive.

The good news: Friday night has perfect astro-weather for a romantic date, fun night out with your boo, or some bangin’ sex-anything you do with your partner makes you happy, essentially. The bad news: Mercury Retrograde starts this weekend in your chart’s relationship zone, and bumps into aggressive Mars during the week, so the potential for arguments and fights is…pretty high. Take the good with the bad and try to find solace in the fact that the retrograde is only three weeks long!

Pisces

Friday is very “meh” and you’re too busy at work to worry about your love life, but on Saturday, finding someone cute to hit it off with is at the top of your list! The astro-weather fares well for your love life for most of the week, with romantic Venus and dreamy Neptune playing nice with the other planets. Just don’t expect any fully-casual hooking up-there’s a huuuuuge chance of catching feels with this type of astrology!

You’re definitely getting it in this week-but whether it’s with your current squeeze or someone new is yet to be determined! The planet of disruption, Uranus, gets prodded by Venus on Monday, which brings all types of action and surprises to your love life, but not necessarily in the ways you’d expect! You’re not worried, though-going with the flow is 100% your thing. You got this!

If your sex life has been feeling a little stagnant lately, Monday’s astrology is perfect for spicing things up! It’s as easy as starting a conversation with your partner-before, during, or after sex-and bouncing ideas off of each other about kinks, fantasies, and other ideas you have for having fun. Once you set your plans into motion, you have a great time together, and might even want to add your new technique into your regular routine!

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