50 People Who Got Roasted So Bad On The Internet They Honestly Should Just Delete Their Account

1.On pronouns:

someone says their pronouns are you are a moron and gets roasted
Facebook

2.On water:

person says you are the reason there are tutorials on how to drink water
Twitter

3.On dragons:

person gets roasted for house the dragon shaming
Twitter

4.On pizza:

someone gets called a pizza cutter because they are all edge and no joke

5.On worms:

someone says some people have worms in their brains and they are starving
Reddit

6.On rights:

someone asks why someone supports gay rights if they are straight and they say i am not am armadillo and i support animal rights

7.On pies:

someone replies to moon pie and gets roasted because that is an absurd thing to do

8.On eating out:

person doesn't understand that reservations exist and gets roasted for it
Google

9.On reincarnation:

person saying you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime

10.On bathrooms:

someone says there should be a gender neutral bathroom for me and someone says there is it is a diaper
Reddit

11.On the ego:

person saying you need oversized luggage for the size of your ego

12.On room:

person saying if you were in a room with einstein and stephen hawking youd lower the iq to 9

13.On children:

someone gets roasted about wanting to have kids

14.On Morbius:

person gets owned for saying. they like morbius

15.On fact checking:

someone roasted for getting mad theiir posts aare all getting fact checked and someone saays try posting the truth
Facebook

16.On ants:

person says i hope an ant eats you

17.On Paper Mario:

person saying close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likable person and the open them and weep

18.On making money:

someone gets roasted about turning one dollar into 100
Reddit

19.On rejection:

person says someone they used to date rejected them for a mortgage so someone else said still no interest then

20.On expenses:

someone says being a girl is expensive and someone argues itis not and and they laay out how much many things cost

21.On shoes:

someone who says i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede so you spend the rest of your days buying shoes for it

22.On desert islands:

someone says if i was on a desert islaand with you and a tin of beef id eat you and talk to the beef
Twitter

23.On toothpaste:

someone says you look like a doctor who doesn't reccommend toothpaste because you are a 1/10

24.On competence:

a person gets roasted for saying someone is bad at a job

25.On Saw:

someone sexting in a strange way and someone responds you sext like jigsaw
Twitter

26.On Scrabble:

someone being told to eat a scrabble board and shiit out the letters becaause that will make more sense than what they are saying

27.On dragons:

person who says dragons aren't cool and someone says i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out like a pez dispenser:

28.On cursive:

someone says if we force people to write in curisvee we could cripple a generation and someone responds i love how you talk shitt like it's not your fault
Facebook

29.On printing:

someone gets roasted for comparring sex to printing

Although, let's be honest: Printing needs to be free.

Twitter

30.On hard work:

Person standing in a kitchen who says they bought their first home at age 18 is told to get out of Home Depot

31.On pigs:

person saying a pig's orgasm lasts 30 min and someone responds your wife is a lucky lady

32.On kangaroos:

person bringing up the bible and getting owned
Twitter

33.On utensils:

persons girlfriend eats with their hands so someone responds do they walk in a cricle before sitting down
Reddit

34.On the miracle of life:

someone says humans start as buttholes and never stop being one

35.On houses:

Person who just says people should just wait until houses are less expensive to buy one

36.On bans:

Person hoping for a marriage equality ban, and someone tells them "Even if you ban homosexuality, nobody is marrying you"
Twitter

37.On deodorant:

Person tweets that it is deodorant season, so wear it, and someone says they're fairly sure every season is deodorant season

38.On the South:

Person who thinks the South didn't lose, it was invaded

39.On linking:

someone gets called a juiced orange

40.On soups:

person who lies and gets called a dense cabbage
Google Reviews

41.On diamonds:

Person says a ring has never been worn but posts a photo of someone clearly wearing it

42.On board games:

A very badly misspelled post asking if anyone has any "bord games tgat they are no longer using," and someone says "I doubt scrabble is any use to you?"
Facebook

43.On clowns:

person getting called a clown

44.On testing:

person who thinks a pregnancy test is a covid test

45.On bedposts:

someone who says i hope your bed posts are never the same length so you can't get a horizontal sleep

46.On mirrors:

text reading the worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirrrorr feels on my lips and someone responds on reflection that's 01

47.On parents:

person who asks for a favor from someone's parents and asks to have a handsome baby and the other person asks why and they say so i can avoid what they did

48.On grandmas:

someone who says i don't understand how i get taller and more handsome whenever i see my grandma and someone responds she shrinks and her eyes get worse

49.On surgery:

person getting called a toilet

50.On brains:

text reading if i put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
Reddit