I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At These Extremely Hilarious And Specific Online Shopping Fails

Imagine, my friends, if you will, ordering something online and receiving...

1.An HD television for ants:

2.The world's scariest mask:

3.This year's hottest film:

4.A stylish pair of boots for your index and middle finger

5.Baby Yoda's beloved relative, Cousin Yooba:

6.The biblical Goliath's new Airpod pros:

7.A Pickle Rick who's seen some things...terrible things:

8.A Christmas branch:

9.A beautifully crafted candle holder delicately made by someone riding the Wicked Cyclone rollercoaster at Six Flags New England:

10.A beautiful nightstand to store mayhaps a single grain of rice:

11.The perfect work glove for all sorts of manual labor:

12.A fridge fit for a (very, very tiny) king:

13.The OTHER scariest mask in existence:

14.The best senior shirt ever:

15.What just might be the world's biggest ladle:

16.This absolutely spot-on bear mask:

17.AirPods with a very tender message:

18.The most polite jersey there ever was:

19.José Altuve's cleats:

20.A classic Star Trek / DHL shirt mix-up:

21.The tiniest little scratchin' post:

22.The world's longest pair of shorts:

23.Thanos' infinity heel:

24.The hoylest of bibles:

25.The perfect reading lamp for one single word of text:

26.A big ol' stinkin' container of goop:

27.[Alanis Morissette voice] 75 pounds of lubricant when all you want is some soup:

28.A rug for YOUR feet and YOUR feet ONLY:

29.Business cards from an extremely prestigious university:

30.A great pen if you work at a company called "Please Use Uploaded Logo," but not so much if you work anywhere else:

31.A simply stunning banner:

32.Everyone's favorite soccer player:

33.An absolutely fantastic logo:

34.A wonderful name for a baby:

35.Mom's important message of gratitude:

36.A, let's be honest, kinda wordy glass:

37.And, finally, insult to injury from the person who sold you some garbaggio: