Your September 2019 Horoscope Wants You to Embrace the Unknown
Listen, this September 2019 horoscope energy is real. With summer coming to a close and autumn swiftly approaching, it’s a time for fresh beginnings. Kids are back in school, I’m teaching and drinking an unhealthy amount of coffee, and one of my students said I was pretty and had a lot of pockets. And if you don’t think I’m going to ride that compliment into the sunset for the next 20 years, then you are deeply and unforgivably wrong. I live for commentary from six-year-olds. Even the rude things they say are stunning. (I was once told I was too mean to LIVE. Those ankle biters will wreck you and look you straight in the eye while they do it. Nothing but respect...
