These Santa Jokes Are So Funny Even Scrooge Will Laugh!

Christmas really is the most wonderful time of year! The cookies are baked, the gifts are wrapped, the tree is trimmed and the stockings are hung by the chimney with care. There's nothing left to do now but wait for the big guy to show up and deliver some of his Christmas magic to your house. While you wait, check out our roundup of the funniest Santa jokes we've ever heard — and don't worry, laughing out loud will not put you on the naughty list!

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1. A job for every reindeer!

Santa jokes: Q: What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? A: Comet!
Santa jokes: Q: What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? A: Comet!

2. Santa jokes: Setting expectations

Santa jokes: Cartoon of boy on Santa's lap saying,
Harley Schwadron

3. J, K…M, N, O, P?

Santa jokes: Q: Why does Santa have trouble spelling? A: He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
Santa jokes: Q: Why does Santa have trouble spelling? A: He thinks the alphabet has Noel.

4. The hard truth

Santa jokes: Reindeer confronting Santa saying,
Van Scott

5. RSVP

Santa jokes: Q: How do you invite Santa to a party? A: You request his presents!
Santa jokes: Q: How do you invite Santa to a party? A: You request his presents!

6. Does the North Pole accept returns?

Santa jokes: Boy disappointed with his Christmas present and caption,
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7. The woman behind the man

Santa jokes: Q: What did Mrs. Claus say when he forgot to buy eggs? A:
Santa jokes: Q: What did Mrs. Claus say when he forgot to buy eggs? A:

8. Efficiency is key!

9. Santa jokes: Hi-ya!

Santa jokes: Q: Does Santa know karate? A: Of course. He has a black belt!
Santa jokes: Q: Does Santa know karate? A: Of course. He has a black belt!

10. Grown-up Christmas list

Handwritten letter holiday meme that says,
Handwritten letter holiday meme that says,

11. Better take an umbrella!

Santa jokes: Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as he left on Christmas Eve? A:
Santa jokes: Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as he left on Christmas Eve? A:

12. New Year's resolution?

Santa jokes: Cartoon of Santa and elf with Santa saying,
Jon Carter

13. All hail the queen!

Santa jokes: Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Beyoncé—because she sleighs!
Santa jokes: Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Beyoncé—because she sleighs!

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