San Antonio Zoo Hippo Is Running for President and Everyone's Here for It
Contemplating which presidential candidate to support can be quite stressful. You seek someone who aligns with your values, prioritizes the nation's welfare, and makes decisions that will improve the lives of all Americans.
Well, the San Antonio zoo announced Monday on President's Day that they may have a candidate that deserves your vote. Timothy, the hippopotamus, who is running for HOTUS (Hippo of the United States.)
At the heart of Timothy's vision for America lies his "EXTRA sturdy" platform, emphasizing the importance of ensuring every citizen enjoys at least one rejuvenating nap per day through his "Naps For All" initiative. Additionally, he advocates for mandatory snack time at schools and offices to enhance productivity and happiness. Furthermore, Timothy passionately promotes kindness and respect among individuals, alongside championing the well-being of all creatures, big and small.
Naps for all? Mandatory snack time? Timothy is a candidate I can totally get behind!
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The San Antonio Zoo posted, "We are incredibly proud of Timothy and his presidential aspirations," expressed Tim Morrow, President & CEO of San Antonio Zoo. "His dedication to making America 'HIPpo' again, with a focus on naps, snacks, and spreading joy, is truly inspiring. At the end of the day and Hippo bottom line, is there really a better current candidate?"
The zoo also stated that people can buy limited-edition Timothy 2024 campaign merchandise, including "Naps For All" yard signs and exclusive t-shirts featuring Timothy's endearing grin and catchy slogans. The proceeds from these sales will contribute to vital animal conservation efforts, aligning with Timothy's dedication to protecting wildlife. Such a wonderful idea to raise money for conservation! We are Team Timothy all the way!
If you would like more information about Timothy's campaign or to buy one of those amazing yard signs, you can get your merchandise here.
Fun Facts about Hippos
Even though hippos are pretty large in stature ( male hippos can weigh between 3,500 and 9,200 pounds!) hippos are fantastic swimmers and can hold their breath for up to five minutes underwater. They can also close their ears and nostrils so water doesn't go up their noses or ears!
Hippos eat mostly vegetation like aquatic plants, grasses and fruit.
Hippos secrete a substance called hippo sweat that is pink and oily and keeps their skin moisturized.
Hippos have large canine teeth that can grow up to 20 inches long!
We will keep you updated on Timothy's presidential run, and if any of the um.. other candidates make any comments about this fan favorite!
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