Who said it: Donald Trump or a contestant on The Apprentice?

The Apprentice returns tonight at 9pm on BBC One, bringing with it a fresh batch of 18 thrusting young entrepreneurs. Heaven help us.

You know the deal by now. The boys will sport tight suits and tidy beards. The girls will go for primary-coloured power-frocks. Both groups will back-stab and bicker in a bid to dodge Lord Sugar’s pointy firing finger and get their greedy hands on his £250,000 investment.

Before all that, though, they will self-sabotage by making idiotically outlandish claims about their own abilities. Cut to them being totally useless in tasks and cue high-fives in the editing suite.

Across the Atlantic, meanwhile, a certain Apprentice alumnus is back on the campaign trail. Before running for the White House first time around, Donald Trump was Sugar’s equivalent on the US original for 14 series. Much like the hopefuls in front of him, Trump wasn’t terribly troubled by modesty. His braggadocio only became more pronounced during his turbulent political career.

But can you tell the boardroom boasts from the presidential bluster? Here’s a selection of 20 genuine, if amusingly absurd, quotes. All you need to do is guess who said it: an Apprentice hopeful or the MAGA-hatted Trumpster. No pressure but get too many wrong and you’re fired. And possibly impeached. Thank you for the opportunity.

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