Get Ready to Watch Everyone Fight Over These Genius Dirty Santa Gift Ideas

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Dirty Santa, white elephant, Yankee swap—no matter what you call it, the rules are basically the same: You set a budget, you get (or steal, lol) a random prezzie, and the real winner is the person who brought the most popular gift. The secret to acing the game every time? Know! Your! Audience! (Because the best Dirty Santa gift idea for your bestie maaaay not appeal to your mom or your 65-year-old boss, ya know?).

Whether you’re trying to pick out an item for your office gift exchange, a boozy Christmas fête, or your annual extended family gathering, we’ve rounded up some affordable gift ideas that anyone would be happy to take home. We’ve got crowd-pleaser gifts (like a karaoke mic, a Travis Kelce-inspired candle for the Swiftie, and a mini vibrator) that are bound to get a laugh out of the entire group, plus plenty of helpful presents the recipient will totally use. And if you’re worried about $$, know that these Dirty Santa gift ideas all cost less than $50, so you can tackle the rest of your holiday shopping list without ✨declaring bankruptcy✨. Thank us later <3.

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Lovehoney Ignite 20 Function Bullet Vibrator

A small but mighty vibrator will get some laughs from the group, but it’ll also be a hot commodity worth fighting over. So basically, it’s the perfect white elephant gift.

The Original Wine Condoms

Protect wine with these seals that look like condoms. I mean... simply iconic, don't ya think?

Smells Like Travis Kelce Candle

I can’t be the only one who’s been dying to know what Mr. Taylor Swift smells like, right?

Card Game

Banish small talk forever with these cards that prompt you towards deeper convos with friends (and strangers).

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

Bc honesty is the best policy. 😌This is sure to get a laugh out of whoever is hosting the Dirty Santa swap.

Night Vision: A Field Guide to Your Dreams

This prezzie offers hours and hours of entertainment for the recipient. This book will guide you through what your unconscious mind is trying to tell you based on the most common dream scenarios.

Snarky Embroidery Kit

Even the clumsiest person can handle this DIY embroidery kit, which will help them create a pretty (and funny) piece of decor for their home.

Coffee Mug with A Fun Prescription

Take one cup by mouth each morning, repeat until you feel like a human being again. 😵💫

Mini Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain

Whenever they want to add some spice to a meal (wherever they are), your pal can pull out their handy dandy mini Tabasco sauce. This set comes with three lil bottles and a keychain holder so they can easily latch it onto their purse...or even their pants if they want it real close by.

Butt Planter

Butt-shaped decor is actually some of the chicest things you can use to accessorize a space—and this ceramic booty planter is proof.

Hot Mess

The smell and the name of this tart candle will do all the talking for ya... You'll have the room cracking up over this one.

All-In-One Razor

A three-in-one razor will be their savior when they're on the go or traveling. This genius creation has a refillable water spray bottle, a Shea Butter moisturizing bar, and two triple-blade razor cartridges compacted in a singular razor. (You should buy yourself one while you're at it.)

Sleep Mask

Why get them a regular sleep mask when you can get them one that was made to be a weighted blanket for the eyes? Their best and most relaxed sleep awaits!

100% Virgin Coconut Oil Daily Hydration Shampoo & Conditioner

Save them a trip to the store by getting them a hydrating shampoo and conditioner set. They'll be so thankful for it, I promise!

Beanie

Shocking, yet practical? Check. Showing love to a brand that supports Planned Parenthood and Naral Pro-Choice America? Also, check. We love that Huge Pussy is donating $10 to The Pink Fund for each pink beanie sold!

Shine Organic Lubricant

This will for sure earn some laughs, but this 100 percent natural lubricant would be a hit during hot times—and who wouldn't want to snatch that?

DIY Sushi Kit

Home chef or not, your Dirty Santa gift recipient will love this easy-to-use sushi kit. It includes sushi rice, rice vinegar powder, nori, sesame seeds, wasabi powder, a bamboo rolling mat, and detailed instructions.

Cryocicles Pink Facial Ice Globes

When it comes to holiday shopping, any and every destressing product is an immediate yes for me. These adorable ice globes will help depuff and calm tired skin, plus they feel freaking incredible.

Clean Greens Superfood Face Mask

Superfoods aren’t just for eating, and this Clean Greens face mask—which is made with inflammation-reducing chlorella and nourishing mango juice—is like a green smoothie for your face.

Original Stationery Mini Slime Kit

In case you haven’t heard, slime is cool again. And the latest iterations of the classic toy will appeal to all ages—not just kids! This giftable kit features slime that looks and smells just like strawberry and chocolate ice cream, plus fake cherries, candy sprinkles, cones, and more.

Wireless Bluetooth Karaoke Microphone

This cute lil device is a microphone, Bluetooth speaker, and recording device all in one, allowing the giftee to bring the party with them wherever they go.

Aerating Pourer and Decanter Spout

Even if they're not the type to spend big bucks on a bottle of vino, this handy aerator is sure to take their wine-drinking experience to the next level.

Mason Jar Indoor Herb Garden

Even the most infamous plant killers can grow their own herbs with the help of these vintage-inspired mason jar planters, which use a passive hydroponic system for easy care.

Portable Bluetooth Speaker

This mini but mighty Bluetooth speaker delivers powerful sound and robust bass in a small package, and it can keep the party going with up to 15 hours of continuous playtime on a single charge.

Merlot-Infused Coffee

Your two favorite drinks in one. Aged in merlot wine barrels, the Arabica beans in this coffee blend offer subtle hints of currants and blackberries for anyone who’s always in the mood to wine.

Wearable Fleece Blanket

Few things are better than a blanket you can wear, and here’s the best part: This wearable fleece blanket also includes a front pocket for extra storage.

Infuse and Pour Alcohol Kit

With this kit, aspiring mixologists can pick from a mix of dehydrated fruits and spices and combine with their fave spirits to make fully infused, ready-to-pour cocktails.

Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager

For an at-home spa experience that always delivers, this neck and back massager (which offers eight deep Shiatsu kneading massage nodes) is an absolute must.

Vitamin C Skin Serum

Give someone the gift of enviable skin with this vitamin C serum, which delivers a dose of brightening antioxidants to complexion and helps improve the appearance of dark spots.

Blue Sloth Hanging Planter Pot

You won’t find a cuter hanging planter than this precious blue ceramic sloth, which is perfect for holding small succulents and plants.

Swear Word Coloring Book

Whoever said coloring is just for kids was seriously disturbed, ’cause this stress-relieving adult coloring book is sure to keep any big kid amused for hours.

Wireless Charging Station

People who never have enough juice in their devices (or never have enough free outlets) will see this three-in-one wireless charging hub and be like, “Where have you been all my life?”

“Off Topic” Adult Party Game

This hilarious game challenges participants to write down answers for each topic that begin with the letter rolled, but the real fun happens when it comes time to defend those answers.

Owl Eyeglasses Holder

Anyone who’s constantly misplacing their specs will be grateful for this sheesham wood glasses holder, which is shaped like a wise old owl.

Cocktail-Infused Ice Cubes

Instantly upgrade anyone’s mixology game with these sophisticated infusion ice cubes, which are crafted to complement cocktails with artisanal pairings of botanicals and flavors.

Clip-On LED Ring Light

From selfies to FaceTimes to meetings, this lil light clips on to any surface and provides a soft illumination that’ll help the recipient feel like a million bucks.

Corgi Butt Throw Pillow

No one will be able to resist this plush lil throw pillow, which is made with cotton and shaped like a precious corgi derriere.

Charcoal Hexagon Concrete Coaster Set

Made with concrete and gold leaf, these unique hexagon-shaped coasters come in a set of four and—as well as saving tables from those dreaded beverage rings—double as decor.

Make Your Own Hot Sauce Kit

Offering cayenne, ancho, curry, and chili spice packs—as well as peppers, vinegars, and garlic—this kit lets the recipient turn up the heat with six of their own small-batch hot sauces.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat With Headphones

Anyone looking to keep their noggin warm without messing up their music needs this Bluetooth beanie, which comes with built-in headphones and soft double-knit material.

Sunrise Simulation Alarm Clock

Not everyone is a morning person, and night owls will rejoice for this gentle wake-up light, which simulates the sunrise for a much more soothing and natural wake-up call than your iPhone alarm.

Silk Scrunchies Set

Made using Slipsilk, these silky-soft scrunchies come in a set of three and protect hair from breakage and damage (and they look good while doing it).

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