Get Ready for Halloween With These 50 'Hocus Pocus' Quotes

Come, we fly!

Fall is pumpkin spice and everything nice, but if you've ever even remotely cared about Halloween, then you know the importance of binge-watching Hocus Pocus every day leading up to October 31.

The Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Sarah and Mary), Max, Allison, and Thackery Binx are the most iconic Halloween movie characters of all time. You've got magic, you've got sass, you've got a teenage virgin who lit the fated Black Flamed Candle. What more could you want in a Halloween movie? Oh—zombies, talking black cats, and a magical book? Yeah, Hocus Pocus has all that, too!

Whether you're channeling your inner witch or need something fun to get you through a dreary October day, these quotes from Hocus Pocus will put the pep in your step, the Ha! in your Halloween. Keep reading for the 50 best quotes from Hocus Pocus.



1. "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus." —Max

2. "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle." —Thackery Binx



3. "It's a full moon tonight. That's why all the weirdos are out." —Dani



4. "Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" —Winifred Sanderson



5. "I put a spell on you and now you're mine." —Winifred Sanderson

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6. "Goodbye cruel world." —Winifred Sanderson

7. "You lit the Black Flamed Candle?" Cop

8. "Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?" —Winifred Sanderson

9. "It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!" —Dani 

10. "You know, I've always wanted a child. Now I think I'll have one... on toast!" —Winifred Sanderson

11. "Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!" —Billy Butcherson

12. "Damn, damn, damn! Double damn." —Winifred Sanderson

13. "I love you, jerkface." —Dani

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14. "Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!" —Sarah Sanderson

15. "Sisters, we've been gone 300 years." —Winifred Sanderson

16. "I am beautiful! Boys will love me!" —Sarah Sanderson

17. "It reeks of children!" —Mary Sanderson

18. "Well, fancy! We desire children." —Winifred Sanderson

19. "Bubble, bubble. I'm in trouble!" —Bus Driver

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20. "Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!" —Winifred Sanderson

21. "'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!" —Sarah Sanderson

22. "I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!" —Bus Driver

23. "Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies." —Winifred Sanderson

24. "It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!" —Mary Sanderson

25. "I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!" —Winifred Sanderson

26. "We're young!" —Mary Sanderson

27. "Say what you want! Just don't breathe on me." —Max

28. "Farewell, mortal bus boy!" —Sarah Sanderson

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29. "Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair." —Mary Sanderson

30. "I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever." —Dani

31. "Welcome to High School Hell." —Max

32. "They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles." —Ernie "Ice"

33. "Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?" —Winifred Sanderson

34. "He's a good zombie." —Max

35. "You want to smash some pumpkins?" —Jay

36. "Please don't be sad for me." —Thackery Binx

37. "Well, I don't know. Cat's got my tongue." —Winifred Sanderson

38. "I shall always be with you." —Thackery Binx

39. "Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose." —Max

40. "You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!" —Thackery Binx

41. "Well, it says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends." —Allison

42. "Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy." —Max

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43. "Shove it, Satan!" —Master's Wife

44. "It is a prison for children." —Winifred Sanderson

45. "Aren't you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?" —Master's Wife

46. "We'll be younger in the morning." —Winifred Sanderson

47. "Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!" —Sarah Sanderson

48. "I call it a bus." —Bus Driver

49. "Come little children/I'll take thee away/Into a land of enchantment/Come little children, the times come to play/Here in my garden of magic." —Sarah Sanderson

50. "Come, we fly!" —Winifred Sanderson

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