I Ranked All The "Law & Order" Universe Detectives, And It Was Unbelievably Challenging

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Law & Order hive, it's our time to shine. This series has given us some truly unforgettable TV detectives tackling crime on our screens.

Chris Meloni as Eliot Stabler saying "its on"
Chris Meloni as Eliot Stabler saying "its on"

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Law & Order was the original to start it all off. From 1990-2010 and again starting last year, it follows the action of a squad that tackles cases big and small.

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Then came possibly one of the best spinoff series in history, Law & Order: SVU, focusing on a squad that tackles sex crimes.

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Law and Order Special Victims Unit title screen

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Law & Order: Criminal Intent

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Law & Order: Organized Crime

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Spinoffs big and small made their impact and resulted in a ton of detectives that I'm ranking to see who were the good folks and the bad ones after all.

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SVU character saying "see if we can stir the pot"

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Spoilers ahead, beware!

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Olivia Benson taking off her glasses, looking confused as the words "dun dun" flash near her head.

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45.G. Lynn Bishop (Samantha Buck)

Samantha Buck as Detective G. Lynn Bishop

44.Chester Lake (Adam Beach)

Adam Beach as Detective Chester Lake

Something about Chester Lake was too desperate and off-pitch, even for SVU. He was a dark, broody loner who could never quite settle into being part of a squad, and while he was procedurally fine as a detective, he always felt like he was on borrowed time.

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43.Zack Nichols (Jeff Goldblum)

Jeff Goldblum as Detective Zack Nichols

Zack Nichols was a savant detective who was the child of two psychologists. He was a brief, heady addition to Criminal Intent that sometimes got in his own way.

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42.Nina Cassady (Milena Govich)

Milena Govich as Detective Nina Cassady

41.Freddie Washburn (Ben Chase)

Ben Chase as Detective Freddie Washburn

Freddie Washburn made a mistake and resigned, without making much of a mark.

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40.Nola Falacci (Alicia Witt)

Alicia Witt as Detective Nola Falacci

Nola Falacci is supposed to be a rough around the edges character, but she pushes the trope into unlikability quickly. As a detective, she's pushy, but she leaves that at work and is a mom of three at home.

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39.Tony Profaci (John Fiore)

John Fiore as Detective Tony Profaci

38.Rex Winters (Skeet Ulrich)

Skeet Ulrich as Det. Rex Winters

Rex Winters's story was shaped by real-life crime in Los Angeles in the '80s and '90s, and as such, he took his role as a detective and his interactions with others very seriously. He meets an unfortunate end before his potential is explored.

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37.Monique Jeffries (Michelle Hurd)

Michelle Hurd as Angela Roney

36.Nick Falco (Michael Imperioli)

Michael Imperioli as Detective Nick Falco

35.Serena Stevens (Saffron Burrows)

Saffron Burrows as Detective Serena Stevens

Serena Stevens was another brief stay in the CI universe, existing opposite Jeff Goldblum's own short-lived character. She tries to keep things light but focuses on the job when the time calls for it.

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34.Kevin Bernard (Anthony Anderson)

Anthony Anderson as Detective Kevin Bernard

Kevin Bernard's past in IAB makes it hard for him to fit as a member of the team. As a detective, he's super conservative, which is challenged a lot in his work on the squad.

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33.Katriona Tamin (Jamie Gray Hyder)

Jamie Gray Hyder as Officer Katriona "Kat" Azar Tamin

Katriona Tamin is eager to be a good sex crimes detective, though her way of going about it leads her to butt heads with Carisi. She has a lot of sympathy for victims and prides herself on professionalism.

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32.Joe Fontana (Dennis Farina)

Dennis Farina as Detective Joe Fontana

Joe Fontana may have the vibe of a serious detective, but he's more than willing to walk the line when it comes to serving justice as he sees fit. After taking part in some chaotic cases, he ultimately retires.

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31.Carolyn Barek (Annabella Sciorra)

Annabella Sciorra as Detective Carolyn Barek

Carolyn Barek was a pretty low-key detective, minus working with Olivia Benson on a case. She wasn't great or terrible; she wasn't around long enough but gets a redemption arc (where she's no longer a detective).

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30.Frank Cosgrove (Jeffrey Donovan)

Jeffrey Donovan as Detective Frank Cosgrove

Frank Cosgrove is a product of a law enforcement family, and his feelings and viewpoints are totally shaped by it, leading to a lot of reckoning with bias. He questions if and how justice is being served with a baseline of disgust.

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29.Dani Vertiz (Shayvawn Webster)

Shayvawn Webster as Dani Vertiz

Dani Vertiz proved her prowess as a detective in her one short season, but didn't give us enough to grow on.

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28.Megan Wheeler (Julianne Nicholson)

Julianne Nicholson as Detective Megan Wheeler

27.Amanda Rollins (Kelli Giddish)

Kelli Giddish as Detective Amanda Rollins

26.Bobby Reyes (Rick Gonzalez)

Rick Gonzalez as Det. Bobby Reyes

Bobby Reyes is a detective who doesn't hesitate and never operates from a place of fear and wants to do what's right in the most efficient way. He's a good detective who seems to have more depth than one might initially think.

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25.Nick Amaro (Danny Pino)

Danny Pino as Detective Nick Amaro

24.Gina Cappelletti (Charlotte Sullivan)

Charlotte Sullivan as Gina Cappelletti

Gina Cappelletti was the first squad casualty of OC during an undercover mission gone wrong.

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23.Diego Morales (Michael Rivera)

Michael Rivera as Detective Diego Morales

Diego Morales is an antagonistic detective that comes to a really unfortunate end.

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22.Cyrus Lupo (Jeremy Sisto)

Jeremy Sisto as Cyrus Lupo

21.Joe Velasco (Octavio Pisano)

Octavio Pisano as Detective Joe Velasco

Joe Velasco is an open book and a helping hand after joining the SVU squad. He's determined to use his position as a detective to do good and takes the job seriously.

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20.Grace Muncy (Molly Burnett)

Molly Burnett as Det. Grace Muncy

Grace Muncy brings millennial energy to the SVU squad. She's proven to take her job seriously but also be a little hotheaded. Her sympathetic side has shown through with victims and colleagues alike.

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19.Jet Slootmaekers (Ainsley Seiger)

Ainsley Seiger as Det. Jet Slootmaekers

A young technical genius, Sloot proves herself worthy of the squad's trust and that she's capable of jumping in. Her talents aren't restricted to tech, giving her a solid start and lots of promise.

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18.Jamie Whelan (Brent Antonello)

Brent Antonello as Det. Jamie Whelan

Jamie Whelan is a newer name, but he's already impressing Stabler on OC which means he could go far as they establish that mentor-mentee rapport that suggests the two might have more in common than we yet know.

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17.Victoria Cho (Rachel Lin)

Rachel Lin as Victoria Cho

Victoria Cho came to Organized Crime at a precarious time and jumped straight into the work. She already seems like a strong character with some good promise.

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16.Jalen Shaw (Mehcad Brooks)

Mehcad Brooks as Detective Jalen Shaw

A military kid who practiced law but found it wasn't for him, Jalen Shaw decided to get his hands dirty as a member of the NYPD instead. He's into the adrenaline and chaos of his career path, which makes him a detective who works on a combination of insight and instinct.

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15.Brian Cassidy (Dean Winters)

Dean Winters as Detective Brian Cassidy

14.Carlos Maldonado (Mike Cannon)

Mike Cannon as Det. Carlos Maldonado

Another latecomer in the Organized Crime universe, Maldonado is proving he'll do what it takes in tough moments, but there's a lot more to find out about his character.

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13.Carmen "Nova" Riley (Nona Parker Johnson)

Nona Parker Johnson as Carmen Nova Riley

12.Dominick Carisi (Peter Scanavino)

Peter Scanavino as Detective Dominick Carisi, Jr.

Dominick Carisi starts out as the lovable idiot in the squad room and quickly shows he has a lot more to him than meets the eye. His ability to dig deep and empathize quickly warms him up to victims and viewers alike.

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11.Tomas "TJ" Jaruszalski (Corey Stoll)

Corey Stoll as Det. Tomas "TJ" Jaruszalski

10.Alexandra Eames (Kathryn Erbe)

Kathryn Erbe as Detective Alexandra Eames

Another second-generation cop but also an NYPD widow, she looks out for her own and is all about doing things by the book. Her relationship with female cops across the franchise has been a bit of light in some otherwise dark subject matter.

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9.Mike Logan (Chris Noth)

Chris Noth opening a door and leaning in while playing Detective Mike Logan in "Law & Order"

8.Odafin "Fin" Tutuola (Ice-T)

Ice-T as Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutola

7.Robert Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio)

Vincent D'Onofrio as Detective Robert Goren

6.Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni)

Christopher Meloni as Detective Elliot Stabler

5.Ed Green (Jesse L. Martin)

Jesse L. Martin as Detective Ed Green

4.Rey Curtis (Benjamin Bratt)

Benjamin Bratt as Detective Rey Curtis

3.John Munch (Richard Belzer)

Richard Belzer as Det. John Munch

A lovable cynic, Munch always took being a cop seriously, but wasn't afraid to broaden his view — even if sometimes it was a beat too late. He advocated for the mentally ill and held down his crew, even after he eventually moved up in the ranks.

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2.Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay)

Mariska Hargitay as Detective Olivia Benson

1.Lennie Briscoe (Jerry Orbach)

Jerry Orbach as Detective Lennie Briscoe

There's no denying who the GOAT is. Even though he wasn't an original cast member, Briscoe was everything you want from a procedural detective — with a slick attitude and always quick with a quip.

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