These Pumpkin Quotes Will Add a Little Spice to Your Fall Season

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Photo credit: Kelly Fritas
Photo credit: Kelly Fritas

With fall comes pumpkin spice lattes and all of comfy clothes you can imagine. And while PSLs and fuzzy sweaters are essential to having a wonderful fall, I’m a sucker for a good autumn quote. Whether you’re decorating for Halloween, carving pumpkins, or even apple picking, keep in the fall spirit with these pumpkin quotes and puns.

Pumpkin Puns

  • We have nothing but gourd intentions

  • I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin

  • Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit

  • You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me

  • Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.

  • Have a gourd time on Halloween.

  • Dang, you're jacked!

  • I’m on the rind 24/7

  • Carved out some time today

  • You struck a gourd with me

  • #SquashGoals

  • Patch you later!

  • Oh my gourd. I love fall.

  • Orange you pumped for Halloween?

Pumpkin Quotes

  • “I'd say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella

  • “Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” Jack-o'-lantern Halloween Song

  • “My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.” —Harrison Salisbury

  • "There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." — Linus, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • "If you're ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you're good to go.Devendra Banhart

  • "Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin."Simone Schwarz-Bart

  • "Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin." Billy Corgan

  • "It's midnight Cinderella, but don't worry none. Cause I'm Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party's just begun." Garth Brooks

  • "And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing." — The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." — Jim Davis

  • "Way out in the country tonight he could smell the pumpkins ripening toward the knife and the triangle eye and the singeing candle." Ray Bradbury

  • "Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people." John Oliver

  • "What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?" John Greenleaf Whittier

  • "Let's be honest: you can't celebrate fall without it's leading role: pumpkin!" Rachel Hollis

  • "Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice!" —a play on Robert Southey's words.

  • "But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!" Margaret Junkin Preston

Pumpkin Jokes

  • Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.

  • What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.

  • What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball? Michael Gourdan.

  • What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.

  • What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.

  • Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid? It had no guts.

  • Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

  • Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.

  • What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let's get smashed.

  • How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.

  • What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don't feel so gourd.

  • How did the jack-o'-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.

  • What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!

  • What do surfers say on Halloween? Gourd vibes only, bro.

  • How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

  • What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o' lantern.

  • What Do You Get When You Drop a Pumpkin? You get squash!

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