With fall comes pumpkin spice lattes and all of comfy clothes you can imagine. And while PSLs and fuzzy sweaters are essential to having a wonderful fall, I’m a sucker for a good autumn quote. Whether you’re decorating for Halloween, carving pumpkins, or even apple picking, keep in the fall spirit with these pumpkin quotes and puns.
We have nothing but gourd intentions
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
Have a gourd time on Halloween.
Dang, you're jacked!
I’m on the rind 24/7
Carved out some time today
You struck a gourd with me
Patch you later!
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
Orange you pumped for Halloween?
“I'd say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella
“Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” —Jack-o'-lantern Halloween Song
“My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.” —Harrison Salisbury
"There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." — Linus, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"If you're ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you're good to go. — Devendra Banhart
"Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin."— Simone Schwarz-Bart
"Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin." — Billy Corgan
"It's midnight Cinderella, but don't worry none. Cause I'm Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party's just begun." — Garth Brooks
"And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing." — The Nightmare Before Christmas
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." — Jim Davis
"Way out in the country tonight he could smell the pumpkins ripening toward the knife and the triangle eye and the singeing candle." — Ray Bradbury
"Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people." — John Oliver
"What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?" — John Greenleaf Whittier
"Let's be honest: you can't celebrate fall without it's leading role: pumpkin!" — Rachel Hollis
"Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice!" —a play on Robert Southey's words.
"But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!" — Margaret Junkin Preston
Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball? Michael Gourdan.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.
What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid? It had no guts.
Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let's get smashed.
How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.
What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don't feel so gourd.
How did the jack-o'-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.
What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out!
What do surfers say on Halloween? Gourd vibes only, bro.
How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o' lantern.
What Do You Get When You Drop a Pumpkin? You get squash!
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