Halloween is a celebration of contests. Sure, it’s all in good fun, but you’d be lying if you said you weren’t vying for the best costume, best decorations in the neighborhood, best party snacks, or best bucket of candy. So much of the fun that comes with Halloween as an adult is simply re-creating the joy of trick-or-treats long past. And that’s where candy bundles come in.
Do today’s kids have high standards? Yeah, maybe a little. But it’s because they’ve been educated by advertisements, social media, and even our nostalgic stories to believe that Halloween can be better than a bowl of Dum Dums accompanied by a “take one” sign. Or, maybe it’s just your neighbor who always goes all-out with the bucket of grade-A treats. Whatever the case, you’re probably prepared to shell out some money to impress the kids this year, right?
Well, you don’t have to. Sam’s Club, one of our favorite sources of cheap, gigantic food, is offering a whole slew of sweet and savory treats for a steal. Because why stop at candy when you can also grab Rice Krispies Treats ($8.98 for 80 individually-wrapped bars) or a 54-pack of Cheetos that costs less than 10 bucks? If you’d rather stick with candy, though, Sam’s is offering 3-pound jars of M&Ms for $10.48 and skulls stuffed with Hershey’s and Reese’s miniatures ($17.48), as well as six-pound packages of Mars chocolates ($24.98).
So run, don’t walk, to your nearest Sam’s Club and get your share of these sweet (and salty) deals. Or wait until November 1. The choice is yours.