This Viral Debate Over Young Al Pacino And Robert De Niro's Hotness Has Caused Me To Rethink Everything

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On Sunday evening, Twitter user @offbeatorbit posted what turned out to be a very controversial poll: "Who was hotter?" Young Al Pacino or Young Robert De Niro? This is probably the most important debate to be had, ever.

At a wedding and having a big debate rn. Please vote. Who was hotter?

— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) May 14, 2023

Of course, people were quick to hop in the thread with scholarly nuance:

Screenshot of a Twitter poll

Evidence:

And I am happy to provide further photographic evidence for each party. Here is young De Niro:

De Niro in the '70s looking pretty in a suit; a woman stands to his left
Ron Galella / Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images, Tom Wargacki / WireImage

...I am listening:

Young Deniro in a very, very handsome paparazzi photo outside the Roxy Theatre

De Niro is inarguably very handsome.

Another paparazzi photo of handsome De Niro; he is looking away from the camera
Michael Ochs Archives / Getty Images

But the idea that it shouldn't be close??

it shouldn’t even be this close, let alone robert losing?? you girls have officially lost your minds. https://t.co/PvkbYdUD4L

— None Of My Friends Watch Anime. (@nomfwanime) May 14, 2023

...De Niro's mustache is persuasive...

Closeup of young Robert De Niro
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But not all of us were so quick to choose!

EASILY?

— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) May 14, 2023

May I present Exhibit B, Pacino?

Al Pacino in
John Springer Collection / Corbis via Getty Images, United Archives / FilmPublicityArchive/United Archives via Getty Images

I mean, come on...

the lollipop in the al pacino hoodie pic is just the cherry on top. voting for him was a no brainer pic.twitter.com/HZam5fldu0

— girlgenius. (@SlimJosa) May 14, 2023

ok but hoodie pacino pic.twitter.com/GVChSuH8Ws

— victoire (@dehavillands) November 21, 2021

Hear me out. (I am definitely not biased.)

If you haven't seen Dog Day Afternoon, you should.

Screenshot from
Silver Screen Collection / Getty Images, United Archives / FilmPublicityArchive/United Archives via Getty Images

But I think we all know the real evidence is in The Godfather.

Screenshot from "The Godfather"
Paramount Pictures

The tweet spurred some cute observations:

if you vote for pacino you are voting for the people’s princess think about that https://t.co/JJUc0T11FJ

— onika burgers (@bIisseymiyake) May 14, 2023

As well as some sobering ones:

more people voted in this poll than in the 2020 election in wyoming https://t.co/Zk05c1Rdup

— campbell (@rodeoman) May 15, 2023

Twitter: @rodeoman

It was a difficult election, folks.

Me while trying to choose https://t.co/czSQxEET43 pic.twitter.com/DFswcNxaep

— genius of love (@tenderlilguy) May 14, 2023

Twitter: @tenderlilguy

...But finally, I present to you what is ultimately the only relevant piece of evidence (...for me):

this is insane but i’m afraid i’ve voted pic.twitter.com/ryIWMmQHWX https://t.co/Aoc2XFfa5B

— liv (@boboobity) May 14, 2023

And after all that — nearly 40M views and over 277,000 votes — the poll was split 50/50.

Al Pacino shakes his head in 'The Godfather'.
Al Pacino shakes his head in 'The Godfather'.

Paramount Pictures / Via media.giphy.com

At the end of the day, we could just say, "Why not both?" But, c'mon, choosing just one is way more fun. And you know what they say:

Robert De Niro addresses the camera and says "If you care about your future, vote for it."
Robert De Niro addresses the camera and says "If you care about your future, vote for it."

Anonymous Content / Via media.giphy.com