PHOTOS: Jennifer Aniston Will Destroy You All
Most of the March mag covers are out: Eva Mendes on Marie Claire, Amanda Seyfried onthe (newly redesigned)Glamour,Kylie & Kendall JenneronTeen Vogue,GwynethonHarper's Bazaar, et al. (We haven't seenVogueorAllureyet, although we knowKim Kardashian gets theAllurecover girl honor, andVogueisprobablygoing to be Adele,right?)
But hear our brave prediction: thenew Jennifer AnistonInStyleMarch coveris going to trounce them all.
Why? Glad you asked!
1. One of her previousInStylecovers(February 2006)was alreadythe best selling issue ever.
2. She's thetop-selling celebrity face,according toForbes. Out of, you know, ALL the celebrities.
3. And she's still selling, years after "Friends" sputtered to an end: herJuly 2011Marie Clairecoverwas thebest seller of the year.
It's not like the new Jennifer issue appears to have any salacious new quotes, from what we can tell -- sheshoots down the feuding-with-Angelina rumorsyet AGAIN -- but when it comes to newsstand sales, content doesn't seem to matter.
Face it, America: we simply love us some Jen Aniston.
Check out Jen's cover below, as well as the other March covers which will surely get buried at the newsstand amidst the Aniston frenzy.
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Marie Claire
Elle
Harper's Bazaar
Glamour
Vanity Fair
Lucky
Teen Vogue
Vogue
This article originally appeared on HuffPost.
