People Are Sharing Examples Of How Straight Men Flirt, And It's Hilariously Tragic And Spot-On
Recently, Twitter user @mahsyako asked people to "flirt like a straight man." People shared their answers, and let me just tell you, I'm not even close to being straight, but I know these are accurate AF.
Here's some of what they said:
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@mahsyako "Ur hands are so small look how big mine are in comparison ahha"
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@mahsyako *sends your post to your dm*: 😍😍😍😍
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@mahsyako “aY sO yOu Do NuRsInG? yOu GoNnA tAkE cArE oF mE yEaH? 👀”
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replied to your story: when you cookin for me? 👀 https://t.co/gT8uDVZCGm
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reacted to your story: 😍 https://t.co/HmU0lvU4cO
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@mahsyako replies to your stories: 🔥🔥🔥
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@mahsyako you fine asf
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@mahsyako Him: “did it hurt?”Me: *sigh*Him: “hey, did it hurt?Me: *pretends not to have heard*Him: “HEY EXCUSE ME DID IT HURT?”Me: “...hmm?”Him: “...WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE YOU MUST BE AN ANGEL”....Why do they always look so proud of themselves when they say this one?
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@mahsyako where’s my hug?
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@mahsyako “ ur dangerous “ - a straight man in a relationship / possibly married w a std letting me know he is willing to risk the little that he has if I allow it
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@mahsyako Hey
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@mahsyako "You're not like other girls"
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@mahsyako Haven’t seen you in a while 👀 miss you
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@mahsyako “You look so much better when you smile haha”
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@mahsyako *doing anything*"Without me? 😮""Where's my invite? 😮"*eating food*"Where's mine? 😮""You gonna share? 👀"
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@mahsyako @cameron_kasky no one:straight men flirting:- where’s my hug? 😜- haha your hands are so much smaller than mine- I don’t usually do things like this but you’re not like other girls 😍- you still with that dude?- *replies 🔥🔥🔥 to your IG stories*- so when you coming to my city? 😍
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@mahsyako 🤦♀️
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@mahsyako Ion mean to disturb you, I just want to say you’re beautiful and ya mans is lucky!!
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@mahsyako I just saw this right under this tweet so this will do
And lastly:
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@mahsyako Do you have Snapchat?
