Patch You Later! 55 Pumpkin Puns To Step Up Your #SquashGoals This Fall Season!
If you haven’t fully embraced sweater weather, it is time! Fall is officially in full swing—the little ghouls and goblins around town are picking out their costumes for trick-or-treating, Halloween recipes are blowing up our TikTok feeds, and we are drinking our favorite pumpkin spice lattes (or pumpkin spice chais!) on the daily. All that’s left is to put on a pair of cozy boots and head out to the local farm to bring home a pumpkin that will make a perfect jack-o’-lantern.
But before you go, take a look at our list of funny pumpkin puns, because you are going to want to remember these to go along with all of the cute pumpkin photos you will later share on Instagram! (It didn’t happen unless there’s a photo, right?) You can even read up on our silly Halloween jokes to share with your friends and family on the ride to the best pumpkin patch in your area and have everyone howl-ing in delight!
55 Pumpkin Puns
Oh my gourd, you're going to enjoy these punny messages.
Funny Pumpkin Puns
1. Go big or gourd home.
2. What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’?
3. I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.
4. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
5. Life is gourd.
6. Slipped on a pumpkin. It caught me off gourd.
7. Don’t gourd breaking my heart.
8. I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
9. Welcome to the pun-kin patch!
10. Hello, gourd-geous.
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11. Orange you pumped that it’s almost Halloween?
12. A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!
13. My gourd luck charm.
14. Oh my gourd, I love fall!
15. Have a gourd time this Halloween!
16. Oh, dear gourd!
17. Patch you later!
18. Time to get smashed!
19. When in doubt, gourd it out.
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20. Gourd of the rings.
21. I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym
22. #SquashGoals
23. Have a gourd day!
24. We have nothing but gourd intentions.
25. What happens when you drop a pumpkin? It goes squash!
Pumpkin Spice Puns
26. There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
27. Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.
28. Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
29. That’ll do spicely!
30. I only drink pumpkin spice—just call me a basic witch.
31. I love you a pumpkin spice latte.
32. Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
33. Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
34. Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice.
35. Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
36. Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
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Pumpkin Pie Puns
37. Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
38. I only have pies for you.
39. Pie’ve been waiting all season for this.
40. Pie love spending time with you.
41. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
42. Pumpkin Pi.
43. You occu-pie my thoughts.
44. Piece out.
45. Bake my day.
46. Pie beg to differ!
47. The best that money can pie!
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Jack-O’-Lantern Puns
48. We’re carving out some leisure time.
49. You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
50. Let’s get lit.
51. Who’s ready to carve out some fun?
52. How do you fix a cracked jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
53. I’m hollow inside.
54. Hollow-queen.
55. Happy Hollow-ween!
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