For My Own Sanity, These 18 Photos Can't Be Real

1.This "poop with friends" option:

"Poop with friends" written in a portable toilet

2.And this person who didn't give their coworkers a "poop alone" option:

A note saying there was a hidden camera in the bathroom

3.This 3 a.m. sighting that did not occur on Halloween:

People dressed in costume on the street

4.This "bean burrito":

Canned beans in a tortilla

5.This gravestone from the 1800s:

A gravestone that says "Large child"

6.This page that someone found in a notebook they had lent to a friend:

Numbers on a page

7.This tree full of eyes:

Eyes carved into a tree

8.This cat-owl hybrid:

A cat in a tree

9.This passenger who probably massively regrets not wearing a seatbelt:

A face smudge on the back of a car seat

10.This horrifying "roundmeal" of beef macaroni:

A ball of macaroni and beef

11.This purple kitchen that somehow really ruined my appetite:

Purple cabinets in a kitchen

12.This hole-shaped forest entry:

A circular opening in a forest

13.This "doodle" that someone's student did:

Horse written on a sheet of paper that says "donkey" repeatedly

14.These snakes that were, oh so graciously, dropped off at a Goodwill:

Snakes on a floor

15.This salmon recipe:

"Dishwasher salmon"

16.This rogue arm hair that's way too many inches long:

An extra-long arm hair

17.This receptacle for your baby's body parts:

A receptacle for a baby's body parts

18.And finally, this snake that looks like an unpeeled banana:

A snake around a bowl of bananas

H/T: r/weird