19 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Immediately Regretted Every Single Decision They Made That Day

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1. The person who only has to wait a measly 19 years to get back into their phone:

AUGH! We just want to give our old phone to our friend’s kid for his diabetes monitoring app! Trying to reset it resulted in…this from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who got but a single berry on this cursed muffin:

This “blueberry” muffin I ordered from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who was nearly swallowed by the most dangerous device in the world — the moving sidewalk:

WCGW Wearing flip flops to the airport from Whatcouldgowrong

4.The person who learned the hard way about the letter "E" today:

Person with a "Just breath" tattoo with comment, "Isn't it spelled breathe"

5. The garbage truck driver who forgot how to garbage:

Garbage truck outside my friend's house... whoops from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who will never, ever get to find out what's in this box:

How am I supposed to get this out of my mailbox… from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who gave their carpet a beautiful shade of red:

I’m going to damn bed. from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who gave every person who saw their watch a little peek into their mind:

I totally forgot that having ‘now playing’ as a face on your Apple Watch isn’t just for music, but just the last ‘media’ you might have watched that day. It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen. Cringe for me and the amount of customers who likely saw this today. from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:

Dog actually managed to open the window during a car wash. from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who had the old classic "Komodo dragon in the shitter" scenario happen to them:

When you're bursting, and discover a komodo dragon occupying your commode from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who'd better grab some tortilla chips NOW:

The way Walmart shipped and FedEx delivered my jar of salsa con queso. from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person whose outlet is forever lost to the wasps:

“Can you see why the outlets on the deck don’t work.” from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who's now going to have to ask someone's older brother to buy them booze:

Key broke off in the liquor cabinet when I was trying to open it and we have a 500 person event with a full bar in 5 hours. And it’s Sunday 😅 from Wellthatsucks

14. The person forced to deal with Schrödinger's chair:

Spent days trying to acquire this chair and it won’t fit in the room. from Wellthatsucks

15. The person whose clothes are going to be extra goopy now:

WCGW putting flavoured mineral water in your iron to make the clothes smell of forest fruits. from Whatcouldgowrong

16. The person who now must shamefully put tongue to laptop track pad:

Bread always falls on the buttered side from Wellthatsucks

17. The person whose freezer must've just gotten back from Antarctica with Ernest Shackleton...seriously!

My freezer door hasn’t been closing. I figured out why. from Wellthatsucks

18. The person whose roommate clearly has no respect for their or others' behinds:

Told my roommate it was his turn to buy toilet paper and he bought two rolls of the THINNEST 1-ply. from mildlyinfuriating

19. And the person whose record just got snapped away by a certain thick, muscular alien we know and love by the name of Thanos:

I bought a used record that was grimy. Took careful measures to clean it up. Promptly dropped it moving it back in the sleeve. from Wellthatsucks

Ah, yes.