Ouch, I Feel Absolutely Awful For These People Who Paid An Absolute Fortune For Something And Got Ripped Off

1.The person who spent a ton of money on this... uhhh... terrifying mask:

2.The person whose concert tickets are basically in another state:

3.The person who bought a $120 iPhone and got...this:

4.The person who unfortunately will NOT be turning up tonight:

5.The person who paid handsomely for the world's tiniest burrito:

6.The person who ain't flyin' anywhere with these miniature wings:

7.The person who paid, according to my calculations, about 40 cents a chip:

8.The person who went to the world's scariest haunted house:

9.The person who goes to the University of Awful Burgers:

10.The person who got the best seat in the house for their flight:

11.The person who got approximately one centimeter of food:

12.The person who paid a premium for probably the most authentic Italian pizza around:

13.The person who got metaphorically slapped in the face by the Rice Krispie treat they paid extra for:

14.The person who is really, really gonna enjoy that one corner of their blueberry (singular) muffin:

15.The person who must have accidentally ordered from the horse menu:

16.The person whose dollar to tender ratio is ALL WRONG:

17.The person who just received the world's worst fruit cup:

18.The person who paid extra for approximately 14 pieces of cheese:

19.The person whose pizza was cut at approximately a 22-degree angle:

20.The person who paid a bunch for a big wet mess:

21.The person who ordered a Caesar salad and got a bountiful harvest for their rabbit:

22.The person whose pasta salad consists of approximately 14 pieces of pasta:

23.The person who paid $15 for what I will affectionately call the "Diarrhea Special":

24.The person who got a nice tray of whatever fell underneath the grill:

25.The person who, despite their questionable taste, got the bare minimum in pineapple:

26.The person who must have angered the avocado gods:

27.The person who paid half their rent for a big salty potato:

28.The person who, lord almighty maker of heaven and Earth of all that is seen and unseen, got these f'd up lookin' nachos:

29.The person who got their hockey puck cooked juuuust right:

30.The person whose blueberries they paid extra for are practically screaming for help:

31.The person who was betrayed by the mozzarella sticks they loved the most:

32.The person who coulda just stayed home and had this meal:

33.And the person who's straight up wipin' with toilet paper for ghosts. For ghosts, folks! SERIOUSLY!