19 People Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You

If you just had yourself a no-good, terrible, soul-crushing week, just remember...

1.The person whose DVD collection just got a whole lot saucier:

2.The person whose potluck will now be taking place inside their Nissan Altima:

3.The person whose shirt got wrinkled beyond human comprehension:

4.The person whose cake has an extra-special ingredient:

5.The person who will be getting their daily serving of iron lickety-split:

6.The person whose dogs will unequivocally be barking something fierce posthaste:

7.The person whose coffee went absolutely nuclear in the microwave:

8.The person who learned a bald guy lesson as old as time itself:

9.The person whose hamburger ham-burned them bad:

10.The person who is now part Q-tip:

11.The person with the worst avocado luck imaginable:

12.The person who was kind enough to share their toothbrush with a friendly little guy:

13.The person who had a bona fide cheesecake tragedy happen to them:

14.The person who learned the true power of legumes that day:

15.The person whose day is going to look a lot less Ilya Kovalchuk and a little more Scott Hamilton:

16.The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:

17.The person who was defeated by a most mighty squash:

18.The person who will never, ever be tasked with carrying the donuts ever again:

19.And the person who...the person who...oh LORD: