Your November Horoscope Is Here
Salutations, sweet signs, and get ready to unearth your November 2019 horoscope! About half of me refuses to believe that November is already here, aka holiday season, aka I’m-going-to-eat-whipped-cream-until-I-quite-literally-puke-season (because my mother makes that shit from scratch, and it’s more fulfilling than at least half of my friendships).
Unfortunately, the other half of me lives in reality, and has to pay rent and pump gas—so here I am, acknowledging that time is a clever ruse and I’m still lactose intolerant. But whatever, the holidays are here! (Also, Scorpio season.) And man, this is such a weird time of reckoning. All the normal things we stress about during the normal year seem to fade into the background as we revert...
