Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Box of These Edible Anuses This Valentine’s Day
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There are plenty of funny Valentine’s Day gifts out there—along with sexy Valentine's Day gifts, of course—but if you’re looking for something that’s hilarious, delicious, and perhaps even sexy all at the same time, then you’ve come to the right place. A regular box of chocolate won’t do in this case, but chocolate buttholes? Well, that’s just a slam-dunk.
Pure Milk Chocolate
$13.55
amazon.com
Edible Anus is a brand that is exactly what it sounds like: It makes edible anuses. The company has been around since the mid-2000s and offers edible anuses in white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate. Plus, the brand even sells Anus Ale, because why not? (Don't get us started on the limited-edition bronze and silver anuses they're selling, too...)
All that said, Edible Anus is based in the U.K., but luckily, it’s also sold on Amazon, so those located in the U.S. can enjoy the luxurious experience of pure Belgian chocolate in booty-hole form. The cheeky milk chocolates are available on Amazon in a box of six for around $14, though you can also get a three-pack of the chocolates for $28 and a five-pack for about $42—you know, just in case you want plenty of booty.
Sure, you can snag a box for anyone at any time of year, but it’s especially appropriate to give to that special person (or maybe even your ex?) for Valentine’s Day. Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor! Otherwise, this might get weird.
If you need another spin on why these, uh, interesting chocolates should become a gift for someone you know, just say that it’s been a shitty couple years. OK, we’ll stop now.
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