Noah Cyrus and Little Xan Split After He Accuses Her of Cheating in a Series of Messy Social Posts
In a twist the entire world no one saw coming, Noah Cyrus and Lil Xan have ended their relationship-and it's all (maybe) thanks to a Charlie Puth meme. Confused? Shocked? Disturbed that this breakup means we could potentially never see another photo as iconic as this?
Same. So here's what's up. It all started when Noah and Lil Xan (who's given name is Diego Leanos) both hit up Instagram on Labor Day in a series of highly emotional and deeply extra live videos, confirming their split.
A post shared by Lil Xan Stories 💔 (@xanxietystories) on Sep 3, 2018 at 7:19pm PDT
In a since-deleted post, Lil Xan said "I feel like I'm probably being cheated on." He also mused, "It just hurts so fucking bad, you think you know somebody, and you just get used."
A post shared by Noah Cyrus & Lil Xan 💔 (@noahanddiego) on Sep 3, 2018 at 12:25pm PDT
If you're thinking this dude couldn't possibly be more dramatic, Lil Xan also posted a video of himself peeing on a plaque for his song "Betrayed."
THIS PLAQUE MEANS NOTHING MY FANS MEAN EVERYTHING
A post shared by 💔LIL XAN💔HEARTBREAKSOLDIER💔 (@xanxiety) on Sep 3, 2018 at 12:52pm PDT
So, did Noah cheat on Lil Xan? According to her, nope! All she did was send him a meme of Charlie Puth's head on the body of a porn star, which caused Lil Xan to spiral. "I’m heartbroken and confused," Noah told fans. "This is the meme I sent Diego that made him think I’m cheating on him."
Lil Xan breaking up with Noah Cyrus bc of a Charlie Puth meme is 2018 at its peak pic.twitter.com/cjqChvoiks
- Girl Fieri (@girrl_fieri) September 3, 2018
Of course, Noah also went Live (like anyone going through a breakup would!) and tearfully told fans "I never did anything that I’m getting accused of."
A post shared by @ mainlydiego on Sep 3, 2018 at 1:06pm PDT
A post shared by dxddy diego 💔💔💔💔💔 (@vibewithdiego) on Sep 3, 2018 at 4:15pm PDT
MEANWHILE, Lil Xan hit Instagram to say he didn't break up with Noah because of the Charlie Puth meme-he broke up with her because she was "all over some other dude."
A post shared by Snippet (@viralsnippets) on Sep 4, 2018 at 1:39am PDT
And now? Now Noah is accusing Lil Xan of cheating on HER thanks to having what appears to be a mysterious hickey on his neck:
I honestly have no more words due to being speechless.
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