- A mom's Facebook rant about wanting to ban "childless millennials" from Disney World is going viral.
- The anonymous author went off on "childless couples" and "immature millennials," apparently because the line to get her son a Mickey pretzel was long.
- She also said that mothers with children should be allowed to skip all the lines.
There are only so many (read: very few) things in this wild, wild world that everyone can agree on. One such thing? That Disney World truly is the happiest place on Earth. At least, that was the case until one very angry mom took to Facebook to share her not so great feelings about the magical theme park. More specifically, she went on an epic rant about the "childless couples" and "immature millennials" who "need to be BANNED" from Disney World. (Oh yeah, the now-viral tirade was brimming with capital letters, curse words, and more because this is one P.O.-ed mom.)
In the Facebook post—which has officially gone viral after being screenshotted and tweeted—the irrationally irate mom goes absolutely off about "childless couples" and "immature millennials" who "pisses [her] off TO NO END!!!!!!"
This is my new favorite wild mommy post. It’s me, the millennial slut who just goes to Disney World to make children cry pic.twitter.com/COokEiTdMm— Famous Millennial Slut🌹🥖🌹 (@JenKatWrites) July 19, 2019
Her reason? Apparently, these insert-curse-word-of-your-choice-here people are ruining the "family amusement park" (which, btw, is open to everyone) by wearing "slutty shorts" and buying a pretzel that her three-year-old son also wanted.
According to the post, her son later cried about not getting his Mickey-shaped carbohydrate fix, incensing this mama bear to write she "wanted to take that f*cking pretzel from that tramp like thanks b*tch you made my son cry!!!"
But, wait, there's more. This anonymous mother also says that childless Disney World-goers will "never experience the exhaustion" of chasing a toddler around the park.
"Mothers with children should be allowed to skip ALL THE LINE [sic] !!!!" she continued. "YOU HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE TO STAND IN LINE FOR 3 HOURS WITH A CRANKY EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!! AND I CAN’T JUST TELL HIM THAT WE CANT DO SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS HIS VACATION TOO!!!!"
Finally, the mom concluded her post with this: "I f*cking hate childless women with a BURNING PASSION!!!"
Well, turns out, people on Twitter were not having it. For starters, one person wrote, "She wants to ban childless visitors AND wants mothers with children to be able to skip line? I don't think she thought that through."
She wants to ban childless visitors AND wants mothers with children to be able to skip line? I don't think she thought that through.— Name cannot be blank (@Jezzerat) July 21, 2019
Another said, "Disney is for children, as evidenced by this 'grown' child who doesn't want to share and blames other people for her decisions."
Disney is for children, as evidenced by this "grown" child who doesn't want to share and blames other people for her decisions.— The Man in Black (@Writer_in_Black) July 21, 2019
And still another brought up a pretty legit logistical question: "If the only people allowed to attend Disney World are mothers with kids, but mothers with kids are allowed to skip all the lines, could she please go into a little more depth as to how she expects this to actually work?"
If the only people allowed to attend Disney World are mothers with kids, but mothers with kids are allowed to skip all the lines, could she please go into a little more depth as to how she expects this to actually work?— Janet 🌻 Lynn (@Weez) July 22, 2019
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