Miley Cyrus And Kaitlynn Carter Sent Brody Jenner A "Joint" Weed Bouquet For His Birthday
As the headline of this piece states, Miley Cyrus and her (girl?)friend Kaitlynn Carter teamed up to send Brody Jenner a "joint" birthday surprise: a weed bouquet accompanied by a bunch of choice munchies. That's all well and good, but to fully understand the implications that this has, we have to take a trip back through the month of August.
For those of you confused as to why these three names would ever even coincide, I get it. But the trio has been entangled in a whole bunch of ways over the past few weeks. But again—I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning.
August 2, 2019: Kaitlynn Carter and Brody Jenner, who got married in Indonesia about a year ago, announce their split. The marriage was never technically legal in the United States, but, yeah, they were doing the whole husband-and-wife thing for a bit there.
August 9, 2019: Kaitlynn posts a slew of hot girl photos from an undisclosed location in Italy. In them, Miley Cyrus, her friend of quite awhile (I guess?), poses all sexily and without her wedding ring.
rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby ⚓️
A post shared by Kaitlynn Carter (@kaitlynn) on Aug 9, 2019 at 3:08pm PDT
August 10, 2019: PEOPLE confirms Miley and Liam Hemsworth, her husband of seven months (but love-of-her-life for, like, 10+ years) have officially split.
August 10, 2019, later in the day: S c a n d a l o u s photos of Miley and Kaitlynn kissing are captured and subsequently flood the webz. Some sources say they're just friends who are having funsies, others are all like "no, they are in love and left their extremely hot husbands to be with each other."
August 11th, 2019: This.
August 19, 2019: Miley and Kaitlynn are having sex with each other in clubs or something.
August 21, 2019 (yesterday, you guys!): Liam officially files for divorce.
Anyway!!!! If you head to Brody's Instagram stories right now, you'll see his ex and her potential current gf sent him a buttload of weed for his 36th birthday. The note that came with it? "Brody, WEED like to wish you a Happy Birthday! Love you! Miley + Kaitlynn."
Booooooooooooooooom.
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