A Mickey Mouse Gas Mask, A Deadly Playground, And 16 Other Photos That Prove The Past Was A Nightmare

1. These old Mickey Mouse costumes that were a teensy bit different than what we're used to now.

2. Also, this Mickey Mouse club photograph that's something straight out of a horror movie:

3. And lastly, this Mickey mouse gas mask that was supposed to quell fear, but it's honestly giving me the opposite effect:

4. This old school jack o' lantern that still haunts my dreams:

5. This 1800s diving suit that seemed 0% safe but was 1,000% terrifying:

6. This swimming mask that made everyone look like a Creature from the Black Lagoon:

7. This hunting armor people actually donned and somehow survived wearing in the bitter Russian tundra:

8. This vintage beauty tool that seemed more like a torture device:

9. This baby stroller that looked like a tiny tin prison:

10. This snowman that may or may not have been inspired by Bigfoot:

11. This perm machine that I'm convinced wasn't actually curling hair and was instead sucking out your brains:

12. These Halloween costumes à la The Strangers:

13. The OG Michelin Man, who should've been called the Michelin Monster:

14. This playground photograph that may or may not actually show someone falling to their death:

15. This animatronic head that I'd be terrified of magically coming to life and talking to me:

16. This Christmas card that just makes me feel very, very weird:

17. This photo that makes me feel very, very grateful for Novocain:

18. And finally, this "anti-distraction" contraption that I genuinely hope was never actually used in schools (but it probably was):

Never in my life have I been more grateful to be living in 2021.

h/t: r/oddlyterrifying