Michelle Wolf Pledges Allegiance to Whoever Takes Over the U.S. First
Donald Trump has been taking it on all sides for how he handled his meeting with Vladimir Putin, and, of course, late night TV has been weighing in too. But Michelle Wolf was less critical. Or at least less critical of Trump specficially:
I don't really see how America comes back from this. We're too dumb and too broken. We've got Trump who's like, uuhhh. And we've got Republicans, you know they won't help because they're like bleeeggghhh. And then there are Democrats who... I don't know what they're doing. Democrats are like when you give a toddler a sticky piece of paper and then they try to get it off with one hand but get it stuck to that hand and then they use the other hand to get it off that hand but it gets stuck to that hand and then they use that one and they get it stuck to that one. And it just keeps happening over and over and over again until democracy crumbles. The point is America's falling apart.
With that in mind, Wolf goes into survivor mode, and launches into a stand-up routine completely in broken Russian to show her allegiance to the country that she thinks will inevitably invade the US. Unless or course, China or someone else beats them to it, in which case she keeps hedging her bets.
Even if none of those countries/monsters take over the country, Wolf has proven that she can coin a slogan like nobody's business. Rosetta Stone should take her up.
