Men Are Sharing The Most Inappropriate Things Women Have Ever Said To Them, And Some Of These Are Kind Of Baffling

There's no debating that cis, hetero men tend to have a creepy reputation but I recently came across a Reddit thread that (sigh) made me realize women can sometimes be guilty of sketchy behavior as well. Reddit user u/SalamanderTore asked men to share the "cringiest thing" a woman has ever said to them and some of the responses were a lot to process:

1.“This meal isn’t going to pay for itself.”

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u/TrashPandasAndPizza

2."It's OK for women to check men's phones because they can't be trusted, but it's an invasion of privacy to do so to women."

u/Mountain_Peak_891

3."Go die in the war, like it's your job to do."

u/PriestofSif

4."I caught her going to sex clubs without my knowledge. And she told me, 'I'm learning stuff. It's like practicing to bake a cake, and then i'll bake it for you.' Needless to say, that relationship stopped immediately."

u/Plevey2019

5."She said, 'I can't wait to meet your mom,' while we were having sex."

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u/__ALLthe-TimE

6."You're not funny. Everyone around you just laughs because they think they have to."

u/cheekabowwow

7.“No one has ever said 'no' to me.”

u/ChivoJuan

8."I refuse to work because I am above that level. A true man will pay for all my needs."

u/iT_I_Masta_Daco

9."A cashier at a convenience store in SoCal said to me — totally out of nowhere — 'Are you a cowboy? Have you ever worked on a farm? Ooo, I want a piece of you.' I just wanted Sour Patch Kids for a road trip."

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u/Tccrdj

10."That I was too nice to her and she had to sleep with my best friend as a result, so it was my fault. She didn't know how to handle being treated so well."

u/WrestlngMyDemons

11."'Our love is like spoiled milk. It’s kinda expired.' I thought she was joking, but nope, haven’t talked to her since that day."

u/ryanino

12.“I hate it when we split the check. My exes paid for everything for me.”

u/igota103

13."She flirted with me throughout the semester. One day, she leaned in and whispered in my ear all seductively that her panties were itchy."

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u/Alaxel_Au_Arryn

14.And finally, "I was reaching my climax and she moaned, 'Put your babies in me.' Completely took me out of the game."

u/Yoguls

Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.