The Massive Mr Porter Sale Is Back to Save Your Summer Wardrobe

For a certain type of shopper—savvy, style-minded, extremely online—there is an extra holiday on the calendar, one that's not recognized by banks because it's a day off but because they keep getting calls from desperate menswear heads who need to verify that yes, they really did go that big on that purchase that just got flagged. It's the kickoff of the Mr Porter sale, and today is the day, folks. The much-beloved retailer of everything from your go-to Nikes to hyper-luxe high fashion has marked down nearly 12,000 (count 'em!) pieces, and the discounts are up to 50% off.

Naturally, things are selling out with some speed. And, um, also, 12,000 is a very big number to sort through, especially when you can feel the pressure exerted by a bunch of other dudes on broadband seeking out that grail from earlier in the season for a whole lot less cash. So, in the interest of keeping you from missing out, I scoured the many, many pages of deals and pulled together the best of the best. Shop with confidence and quickness, friend. This ain't a game.

Want essential shopping tips on the regular? Sign up for Esquire Select.