March Horoscopes: What’s Your Classic Diner Order?
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Aries
You’re as genuine as they come, Aries, but this month you might want to adopt the saying “fake it til you make it.” Match your outfits to your goals. Get into character. And if that means white suits and leopard print boots, so be it. Dressing like the boss that you are is a worthwhile investment during this moment of transformation and growth. For a power lunch, slide into the nearest greasy spoon and order a plate of mozz sticks. Crispy on the outside with gooey cheese on the inside, this is the perfect no-nonsense finger-food for someone who likes to keep it real, despite the fancy get-up. Set up a dip buffet of ketchup, honey mustard, and thousand island dressing. Call the shots this month, Aries. Just don’t drip on the new swag.
Photo by Joe Perri
Mercury is in retrograde, so your food horoscope is going retro too.
