Man, I Honestly Feel Sorry For Each And Every One Of These People Who Had The Worst Month Ever
1. The person who gave their carpet a beautiful shade of red:
2. The person who got absolutely bodied by the Scrabble gods:
3. The person who will forever be jamming with their friends out in Portugal:
Buddy came back from vacation and realized he was missing a headphone so he checked it’s location and.. from Wellthatsucks
4. The person whose bananas went skydiving:
All of my bananas unpeeled themselves as I slept last night… I’ve never seen this happen before… from mildlyinfuriating
5. The person who is apparently sitting behind that girl from The Ring:
6. The person who got a little smooch with their meal:
7. The person who was confused for a no good, rotten, dastardly lier:
just lost my job and now this. second time in a week too. I swear someone has me confused with their ex. from Wellthatsucks
8. The person who got a free sock makeover and is somehow upset about it:
Which action is more mildly infuriating? The person sticking their feet into the seat in front, or the kid drawing on their socks. from mildlyinfuriating
9. The person who has apparently been tasting their cats dirty-ass mouth for lord knows how long:
Woke up at 4am to this, I don't know how long it's been going on. I feel sick. from mildlyinfuriating
10. The person who will never get to feast on their precious little beans:
After 2 days of cookin’ beans, the pot explodes the night we were to feast on them from Wellthatsucks
11. The person who just bought the saddest PB&J in existence:
12. The person who was lucky enough to get some protein with their jam:
Freshly opened can of jam has a big patch of mold. It even made the popping sound when the seal broke from Wellthatsucks
13. The person who finally knows once and for all who is the true #2 in this household:
My dad just told me to get in the back seat because apparently my dog called shotgun from mildlyinfuriating
14. The person whose neighbor is apparently driving a giant heat laser:
My neighbor just got their car detailed; it's so shiny that the sun reflection melted my blinds from Wellthatsucks
15. The person who will forever hold a grudge against the squirrel that did them dirty:
Was sleeping and felt something hit my feet turns out a damn squirrel broke my window screen and ate my pizza [OC] from Wellthatsucks
16. The person who is currently on the front line of the Armadillo Wars:
17. The person faced with Schrödinger's delivery:
18. The person whose iced coffee is now the eternal resting place of this poor fly:
19. The person who only has to wait a measly 19 years to get back into their phone:
AUGH! We just want to give our old phone to our friend’s kid for his diabetes monitoring app! Trying to reset it resulted in…this from Wellthatsucks
20. The person who got but a single berry on this cursed muffin:
21. The person who was nearly swallowed by the most dangerous device in the world — the moving sidewalk:
22. The 2022 Mosquito Award Winner for Blood of the Year:
Took my kids swimming and came home with a grand total of 65 mosquito bites. My kids had 2 between the three of them. from Wellthatsucks
23. The person whose rat friends made it so they're now perfectly set for a long winter:
I was gone for a month a half and left my car outside. This is what Arizona pack rats have done to my engine bay from Wellthatsucks
24. The person who's going to be eatin' good at work today:
25. The person whose tattoo is apparently leaking:
26. The person whose dog might be an emissary of the devil:
My dog keeps randomly tearing up my moms Bible. This is the third Bible she’s had to purchase from mildlyinfuriating
Or maybe they just like paper. It does taste good, after all.
27. The person who will never, ever get to find out what's in this box:
28. The garbage truck driver who forgot how to garbage:
29. The person with the whitest Jeep in town:
30. The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
31. The person who had the old classic "Komodo dragon in the shitter" scenario happen to them:
32. The person whose outlet is forever lost to the wasps:
33. The person who goes swimming at the local pool with an infernal demon:
34. The person who was straight up crunchin' down ants for, like, 3/4 of a cup:
35. The person who cooked their waffles to the limit that waffles can be cooked:
36. The person who seems to be getting progressively more and more hilarious things stuck in their drain at the worst possible time:
I have a 4 am flight, so I planned to do some chores and pack. A glass got stuck in my drain- I’ve been trying to get it out for an hour and now tongs are stuck and I’m not packed- I can’t get it out. from Wellthatsucks
37. The person who had the unthinkable happen:
38. The person who gets to play This Little Piggy Went to the Market with a brand new friend on the plane:
39.The person who learned the hard way about the letter "E" today:
40. The person who gave every person who saw their watch a little peek into their mind:
I totally forgot that having ‘now playing’ as a face on your Apple Watch isn’t just for music, but just the last ‘media’ you might have watched that day. It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen. Cringe for me and the amount of customers who likely saw this today. from Wellthatsucks
41. The person who's now going to have to ask someone's older brother to buy them booze:
Key broke off in the liquor cabinet when I was trying to open it and we have a 500 person event with a full bar in 5 hours. And it’s Sunday 😅 from Wellthatsucks
42. The person forced to deal with Schrödinger's chair:
43. The person who now must shamefully put tongue to laptop track pad:
44. The person whose freezer must've just gotten back from Antarctica with Ernest Shackleton...seriously!
45. The person whose roommate clearly has no respect for their or others' behinds:
Told my roommate it was his turn to buy toilet paper and he bought two rolls of the THINNEST 1-ply. from mildlyinfuriating
46. And the person whose record just got snapped away by a certain thick, muscular alien we know and love by the name of Thanos:
I bought a used record that was grimy. Took careful measures to clean it up. Promptly dropped it moving it back in the sleeve. from Wellthatsucks
Ah, yes.
47. The proud owner of a brand new unicycle:
48. The person who gave their window a dang super saiyan kai blast:
49. The person who, 'fraid to say, might be the world's worst grower of watermelons:
My dad spent all summer growing this watermelon only for it to be just rind and seeds. from mildlyinfuriating
50. The person who's having their own personal Chicken Little moment inside their apartment:
Moved into this apartment with my girlfriend less than a month ago. Last night, the sky started falling. from mildlyinfuriating
51. The person who will never eat a Night Baguette again:
52. The person who apparently ordered their burger cooked well-gooped:
This restaurant didn’t understand why I sent my burger back. They said it was cooked perfectly.. from mildlyinfuriating
53. The person who I hope likes their beverages nice 'n' chunky:
This Bailey’s came in a gift basket I won at work a few months ago and I was going to enjoy it by the fire tonight. The first sip was chunky. It expired in 2014. from Wellthatsucks
54. The person who almost fell into the Netherrealm in their rental:
55. The person who I hope likes their eggs with a heaping mound of pepper on them:
Pot cover that can't handle the extreme temperatures of ... frying eggs. Any move I make drops glass shards into my food. from mildlyinfuriating
56. The person whose floor shall forever be orange:
57. The person who had a cascading rainbow of vending machine bad luck:
58. The person who had a literal oil spill inside their office:
59. The person who missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:
60. And the person whose friend just casually broke a million-year-old piece of amber:
My friend just broke my several million old piece of amber that I got while I was living in Australia from mildlyinfuriating
Hmm. Not great.
