My Puny Little American Mind Cannot Comprehend Why These 28 Tweets From Last Week Are SOoOOOoOo Funny
Welcome. It's Monday again, which means it's time to round up all the funniest moments from Twitter that happened in the past week. We've got memes about American vs. European minds, a unique first date idea, and reactions to Gmail adding emojis. Enjoy!
1.
as a millennial dad I’ve never not been Too Online so I know the best combination of buzzwords to maximize being annoying to my tween; she got a meatball sub for lunch and I said “oh she in her marinara era for real” and the eye roll could have powered our house for a year
— ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ (@BauceSauce) September 7, 2023
2.
the european mind can't comprehend this pic.twitter.com/jcdwDIkfFz
— cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) September 8, 2023
3.
yes I can it looks round like burger https://t.co/zmPfORHpyz
— not even sure what i’m doing here (@sablaah) September 10, 2023
4.
How your email finds me pic.twitter.com/kSgjKszVZY
— Paul Anthony Jones (@paulanthjones) September 6, 2023
5.
Stop hating Monday. Be a professional and hate the whole week.
— Johnrey (@Jessx_09) September 10, 2023
6.
one of my hinge matches actually booked us a therapy session. will be back with an update on how it goes. 🫡 pic.twitter.com/LHY2gdMgW0
— cosita 🎰 (@luna_leia_) September 8, 2023
7.
Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut: pic.twitter.com/mKgjm1Bm64
— JAY JAY 🩵 (@Jameca2011) September 8, 2023
8.
Aight next week https://t.co/wko8NWYjNe pic.twitter.com/BrQUmbb0LO
— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) September 6, 2023
9.
Love having offline friends because I get texts like this pic.twitter.com/ZT2NM4rYUL
— madam senatHER (@reallifesenator) September 5, 2023
10.
Kris Jenner at Timothée Chalamet’s house telling him to get on that bus and fulfill his Kontractual obligations of dating her daughter pic.twitter.com/zc5IsnluAK
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 5, 2023
E! / Via Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech
11.
the universe wanted to make sure i had a good laugh this morning! pic.twitter.com/9nxvPl9fOc
— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) September 8, 2023
12.
i wanna eat these like the lunchables ham https://t.co/gIVDc2WJdN
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) September 9, 2023
Columbia Pictures / Via Twitter: @SydneyBattle
13.
oppenheimer did WHAT????!!! pic.twitter.com/D50WHykqCq
— ܐܹܢܟܝܼ (@ankidouna) September 9, 2023
14.
me, watching the airplane’s wing during takeoff…trying to figure out if those little flaps are supposed to be moving like that: pic.twitter.com/05QsBxgZ2P
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) September 9, 2023
15.
why drive 10 minutes for food when i can order doordash for $900
— 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒍 𓂋 (@hydingadork) September 9, 2023
16.
not wearing my glasses anymore i’ve seen enough
— a (@23luvr) September 9, 2023
17.
Me getting in the Way back of an Uber https://t.co/e8rWK2NrXa
— Kilometers (@dolphinhelpdesk) September 9, 2023
@icespicee_ / Via Twitter: @icespicee_
18.
Me: What theme do you want for your birthday party?4-year-old: “Subdued elegance.”Pottery Barn: pic.twitter.com/roih7iO1e2
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) September 8, 2023
Pottery Barn / Via potterybarnkids.com
19.
anything was funny in high school. one time the teacher asked us what our favorite flavor of ice cream was and I said pistachio. someone behind me immediately said “bro said pistachio”. it was so over for me
— Ali (@AliEzzoBezzo) September 10, 2023
20.
why is putting on shoes so embarrassing i always end up sat on someone’s hallway floor fighting for my life as they’re trying to say goodbye to me
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) September 10, 2023
21.
😭 I love her. She is the most versatile emoji. She can be happy. She can be sad. She can be aghast. But no matter what, she is dramatic
— thot choc (@shreyabasu003) September 10, 2023
22.
Imagine sending your CV and the company replies with a “😭😭😭” https://t.co/tvtwpX0vD3
— dinaledi aligning (@____justsihle) September 9, 2023
23.
*Hope this email finds you well*Me: 😐 https://t.co/74d4vu67yj
— Emeka. (@emekanu) September 9, 2023
24.
my dad has a bunch of friends over and one of the guys just asked him to pause the game so he could announce his divorce
— bailey moon (@baileymoon96) September 10, 2023
25.
he used to hate posting but now that we done he actin like iCarly
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) September 8, 2023
26.
Listening to guts pic.twitter.com/YR7aPpvNnf
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) September 8, 2023
Walt Disney/Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @rosedommu
27.
guy dinner pic.twitter.com/ilIZJhinRd
— messed up foods (@messedupfoods) September 6, 2023
28.
yolanda hadid making her family lunch: https://t.co/5V3vvF8KhF
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) September 9, 2023
