Looks Like Kim Kardashian Got Her Million Dollar Push Present!
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Remember when Kim Kardashian told the world about the "push present" she wanted earlier this year? (No? Refresher: She wrote a blog post about the million-dollar Lorraine Schwartz choker she was hoping to score from Kanye after popping out Baby #2.)
"I like the idea of a push present," she wrote at the time. "After nine months of pregnancy it's a sweet and well-deserved thank you. We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby...of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are! LOL!"
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LOL indeed, because it looks like Kim may have actually gotten the bling! And the reality star had no problem showing it off in a bunch of weirdly suggestive Instagram posts from a friend's wedding over the weekend, where the bling is on full display as the mom to two suggestively scarfs down cotton candy and licks a mini ice cream cone.
Dessert aside, it certainly looks like the same luxe choker Kim basically begged Kanye to buy for her.
Too bad he didn't just buy her a perineal irrigation bottle.
Wait... A what?
A perineal irrrigation bottle—you know the thing they give new moms in the hospital to clean themselves off with? It costs just $2.84—and it's what Chrissy Teigen scored for herself after giving birth to Luna Simone.
"Buying myself a push present," the new mama wrote on Twitter last week, alongside a pic of a plastic bottle she had just purchased on Amazon Prime.
Way to keep it real, Chrissy! I had one of these bad boys after giving birth, and at the time, there's no way I would have parted ways with it, even in exchange for a sparkly stunner like the one Kim K is rocking. I certainly wouldn't turn it down now, however.
Practical or pricey... Tell us, which gift would YOU want?
Hollee Actman Becker is a freelance writer, blogger, and a mom. Check out her website holleeactmanbecker.com for more, and then follow her on twitter at @holleewoodworld.
