Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks
As we enter the middle of the work week. Remember:
how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit frost my tips and log me in
Nah, these brands are wildin 😂
My Mom just asked me in the GC when she’s getting grandkids, I said “I swallowed them” she’s called me 3x I’m not answering.
He said he can't hear you!!!
Unity Grove Elementary School — Henry County, Georgia: The teaching staff chipped-in to give head custodian “Mr. Chris” a car so would no longer have to walk to work. Humanity…
Stay safe everyone 💜
I posted this a year ago. I ate them all in one day 😔😓
Oh my fucking god this is great
*dinner with Jay-Z*Jay-Z:Me:Jay-Z:Me:Jay-Z:Me: so what does the Z stand forJay-Z: check please
Tony Hawk, Age 4.
Me watching Peter sneak into the alleyway behind my apartment to put on the spider suit for the 6th time this week https://t.co/kd9idEnwss
cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way 🙄
The energy of this video >>>
"Bye mom, gotta run!" https://t.co/YTBkCWiOG8
I wish I had words for this but I really do not
half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry.
After I reply to one email
Earth thinking about what to throw at us next to get rid of us