Kim Kardashian Found a Lobster Wandering the Streets in Calabasas

From Cosmopolitan

• Kim Kardashian found a lobster walking around Calabasas while on a walk around her neighborhood.

• The lobster already has a Twitter account.

Kim Kardashian and her family are currently at home in Los Angeles' Calabasas neighborhood, and things are getting...weird. Apparently, Kim was minding her own business and taking a quick walk down the street when whomst should she run into but a casual lobster, also minding its own business and going for a stroll around the block.

Kim shared footage of her friendly neighbor on Twitter, writing "Just confused how a lobster is walking on my street in Calabasas! What is happening?!?!?!" Literally, look at this dude. WHAT! IS! IT! EVEN! DOING!

Naturally, it took approximately two seconds for someone to create a Twitter account for Kim's lobster (go ahead and follow @calabasalobster), and it's first tweet was "taking a stroll," inevitably followed up by "Wtf I think I just passed Kim K’s house" and then "1,000 likes and I’ll bite Kanye."

Unclear who's behind the account but I can only assume it's Kris Jenner and she's out here getting her ten percent now that there's another famous person in the family. Someone give this lobster a Quibi show stat.

P.S. Petition for Kim to update everyone about what happened to this lobster, what his current whereabouts are, and if he'll be on the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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