Katie’s ‘Bachelorette’ Premiere Dress Looks Like A Hot Cheeto & I Can’t Unsee It

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Screw a husband, this woman needs to find herself a stylist. ICYMI, Katie’s Bachelorette premiere dress looked like a lacy interpretation of a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto and I will not rest until either her current stylist apologizes or a Cheetos brand deal is solidified.

Ever since she showed up on night one of Matt James’ season of The Bachelor wielding a vibrator, Katie has been an undeniable fan favorite. Personally, I don’t get the hype—I’m getting major Pick Me Girl energy—but I don’t necessarily drink the Bach Nation Kool-Aid, so you can’t go by me. If you’re reading this, Katie, I’m a bitch. I’m sorry! But, perhaps not as sorry as your stylist should...

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