Kate And William Celebrate Five Years Of Marriage With These Silly Little Gifts

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Kate and Wills celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary today. Happy anniversary you two! Woo!

Five years is traditionally celebrated as ‘wood’. We were wondering what whimsical little gifts and trinkets the pair might have in store for each other on the anniversary of that time we were all given an extra day off work.

Wills loves doing jokes. If Kate got him this ruler he’d laugh and laugh and then say ‘Honestly darling, I would have preferred the monetary value. Novelty gifts are funny for a second but then they just clutter the palace and gather dust.’

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Because William is a man he probably thought Kate would like ‘smelly stuff’ or candles or whatever. Maybe he got her these flammable candle holders?

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Ohhh. This is a lovely idea! A romantic engraved oak location sign featuring the coordinates of the bike sheds at St Andrews University.

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Maybe Kate got William this and William said: ‘Darling, what did I say about novelty presents and dust?’

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This wooden memory box would make a dead good pressie for Kate. She could use it to store all the newspaper clippings of when the Daily Mail said she was “on trend”.

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Perhaps Wills is feeling gutted that about leaving India and has got the post holiday blues. Maybe Kate got him this elephant money box that poops out coins when you open it? It could remind him of good times and he could use it to save up for more exotic adventures.

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Maybe Kate and Wills enjoy a glass of wine once the servants have put the kids to bed? This should keep them going for a while and after they can blow up the bag and use it as a float for baby Charlotte’s swimming lessons. #lifehack

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