Justin Bieber Uses His Body to Torment Young Girls in Hong Kong

Photo: @calvinklein/Instagram

Justin Bieber, the human embodiment of so many things that are confusing and strange about this world in which we live, is currently in Hong Kong tormenting young girls… with his MUSCLES.

The 21-year-old Canadian, who has apparently helped boost Calvin Klein’s sales, is currently in the “Fragrant Harbour” for a CK event. Also in attendance was Bieber’s fellow CK model and possible IRL love interest, Kendall Jenner.

Photo: @calvinklein/Instagram

Bieber began his tour of torment (tour-ment?) by giving his very best forlorn-yet-sexy stare on Calvin Klein’s step-and-repeat. Though he started out wearing a white tee under a sensible linen button-down and some black skinny jeans, it wasn’t long before his own raging case of Bieber Fever overwhelmed his slight, 5′ 9″ frame, and soon, the nips came out. Make that one nip—just enough to reveal his Calvin Klein-brand boxer-briefs—plus, those layers are heavy!

Then came the performance, which started out as (I’d imagine) any typical Justin Bieber performance would: lots of bass, lots of lights, and lots of gyrating. Though the Biebs began his routine wearing a tee with cutoff sleeves, it wasn’t long before he tore his super tight bottoms and then referenced his private parts to the crowd of presumably adoring fans.

“It looks like I ripped my pants!” he said into his tiny headset, before insinuating that—GASP!—he might just remove the torn jeans entirely. “Do you guys mind?! Should I just take them off?” Come on, Biebs, I’m pretty sure that even you know the answer to that one!

Anyway, the the great relief of all the dad chaperones in attendance, he didn’t take his pants off (been there, done that), but he did end up taking off his shirt, maybe to cool himself off, maybe to showcase his CK underpants… but probably just to torment those poor young girls even further.

After he was done topless dancing (everyone’s got to make a living, right?), JB retreated backstage to pose for a photograph with some of his backup dancers, several of whom were also half-naked. Never one to blend in, however, Biebs took the opportunity to flex his mid-sized muscles and cradle his nether regions—the same regions no one in the crowd at Calvin Klein’s Hong Kong Justin Bieber event would get to witness that day.

In other news… Bieber on on the cover of the latest L’Uomo Vogue. ¡¡¡Viva la Biebs!!!

Photo: @vogue_italia/Twitter

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