Just When You Thought He Couldn't Get Any Worse, Luke P. Slut Shames Hannah B. in the Latest ‘Bachelorette’ Teaser

Photo credit: Robert Clark - Getty Images
Photo credit: Robert Clark - Getty Images

From Cosmopolitan

  • Tonight's Bachelorette was very meh, except for the teaser about what's coming up this season.

  • In it, Luke P. get even more awful by slut shaming Hannah B.


Ugh, I hate to make the mistake that all of the Bachelorette contestants on tonight's episode made by giving Luke P. all of the attention, but seriously guys, we need to talk about Luke P.

After a VERY disappointing first half of the episode, in which Luke was not sent home (Hannah, WYD?) and the men fought amongst themselves/completely ignored Hannah, the producers outdid themselves by then making the second half of the episode a RECAP of the season so far. What? Why? I demand to speak to the person in charge!

All of this mediocrity meant that the juiciest part of the ep was actually the teaser for the rest of the season, in which we see Hanna getting ~steamy~ with the remaining contestants. But you know who chooses to turn it into a horrible situation instead of maybe making out with the woman he claims to love? Luke P., of course.

^^me watching anything that Luke P. does.

The teaser goes like this: Hannah is talking about getting physical with the guys, saying, "I don't want to just have sex. I want to love you in every way" and also hilariously singing about how excited she is for the fantasy suite. Cut to Luke P., saying: "I'm completely madly in love with her. And I can't wait to have sex with her when we're married" and "I want to make sure that she's not sleeping around, I don't think she would ever do that, but I've got to make sure." Um, what? And then he decides to further slut shame Hannah for literally no reason on a date, saying, "So let's talk about sex, and how the marriage bed should be kept pure. And let's say that you've had sex with one or multiple of these guys. I'd be wanting to go home."

Of course, Hannah isn't having any of this nonsense, and she replies, "Oh my god, I cannot believe you just said that. I'm so mad. I don't owe you anything...my husband would never say what you just said to me." She's also heard saying, "you don't decide what I can and can't do, because you don't own me." After that, we see Hannah flicking off a car that's driving away, which HOPEFULLY is her sending off Luke P., cause clearly, he needs to learn how to respect women/all people.

Twitter was also NOT down with Luke slut shaming Hannah:

In conclusions, Luke P. is the WORST.

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