Just What Hollywood Needs: More Boob Lifts

As an Academy Award nominee, you get a lot of consolation prizes for not winning the golden statue — at least $200,000 worth, in fact. Every year, Distinctive Assets gives out swag bags to all the Oscar nominees, regardless of the outcome of the night. This year, the gift bag includes a luxury vaping device, a vampire facial, a year of Audi car rentals, and toilet paper worth $275. Click through to see what else is in the gift bag, half of which will probably go to a personal assistant in desperate need of a nap.