Here Are Some Of The Funniest Tweets From The Weekend
The best tweets — or xeets, or whatever you wanna call them — always seem to happen during the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
Be sure to follow these people, too, for more laughs!
Waking up in October like pic.twitter.com/hrCTNJafMw
— 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 (@triiiplice) October 1, 2023
Touchstone Pictures Skellington Productions / Twitter: @triiiplice
me and who 😭 pic.twitter.com/5y73xsYgfP
— b (@abeecdefme) September 30, 2023
NOW IF SHE MOVES LIKE THIS, WELL YOU MOVE IT LIKE THAT, CMON, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT pic.twitter.com/CxcOXbQOeE
— the elder emo (@theelderemox) September 29, 2023
CBS Photo Archive / Twitter: @theelderemox
$14 for a bowl at chipotle. i’m taking all yall forks.
— 💲🤍 (@makeupbyshaniah) September 29, 2023
“look around everybody on mute” *mother & crying baby in seat H10*me in seat J10: https://t.co/apj0bxVYV7 pic.twitter.com/dPiyPtUSPe
— kario. (@itsKARY_) September 30, 2023
Lionsgate Films / Twitter: @itsKARY_
i got fired https://t.co/i224lwbA1G
— ryu ✮ (@dazaisdsucker) September 30, 2023
me when he open that phone next to me pic.twitter.com/84O73HkXEI
— jovvs🩷. (@jovvssssss) September 30, 2023
you what. pic.twitter.com/419NMfyOVV
— beth (@marybethgrace) September 30, 2023
the kids yearn for damn daniel https://t.co/R3QFIxazSb
— cheyenne🆗️ (@evilvillain1231) September 30, 2023
"You don't remember me? I held you as a baby"Me: pic.twitter.com/CylJXi5iUb
— 𝑮𝒊𝒐 🇲🇽 (@Palace_gio) September 30, 2023
I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 my best friend just asked me to drink tonight
— 𝔐⚘ (@DizzyCheema) September 30, 2023
“Puff Mama” They were digging in each other’s gills in their cell omg https://t.co/DYpeQj6SDU
— motopapi (@beemoviehive) September 30, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @beemoviehive
Me at the checkout camera after scanning a tv as a banana pic.twitter.com/ozGPLohED7
— 𝑮𝒊𝒐 🇲🇽 (@Palace_gio) September 30, 2023
CBS Photo Archive / Target / Twitter: @Palace_gio
Im talking to my grandma about work and she just said the government might shut down, but not be worried because Jesus doesn't have a shut down date????😭😭😭😭 get away from me lady
— Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) September 30, 2023
Me as a child in the playground: https://t.co/zdEa3gw0LZ
— Amy Van Gar (@amyvangar) September 30, 2023
