Joe Keery is threatening to shave his head if David Harbour wins a Golden Globe

At one point or another, we’ve all played “Would You Rather.” Sometimes the choices are so horrifying, it’s nearly impossible to choose. Well, dear readers, take a moment to collect yourselves. We’ve found the hardest “Would You Rather” yet: Would you rather see David Harbour win a Golden Globe and Joe Keery shave his head in celebration? OR, would you prefer that David Harbour loses out so that Joe Keery’s beautiful locks remain intact?

Now, we aren’t just asking this as a hypothetical.

No, no, no, this is a very real thing that could happen! Yesterday, Harbour was nominated for a Golden Globe in the Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television category for his role as Chief Hopper in Stranger Things. It’s his first Golden Globe nom and it’s so well deserved, if you ask us.

Following the nom, Harbour took to Instagram to express his gratitude. “I tip my hat to you @goldenglobes for the nomination,” he wrote. “My Christmas present came early this year. You got me feeling all the holiday feels

” Aww, how sweet! We’re so happy for him! As were a whole bunch of his fans, who took to the comments.