Jennifer Garner Is Taking Us Back Through Her IMDb Page With ASMR
Hi, I'm Jennifer Gardner and welcome to my InStyle shoot. [MUSIC] It is so cool that we are shooting this here in Big Sur, California which is one of my favorite places in the whole world, and you can see why. It's just dramatic and it's foggy and moody. And considering that it's a hot day in July everywhere else in the country, here, you can really convince yourself that's it's fall, and [UNKNOWN], and mystical and it just. All being on location together really added to the sense of adventure. Dress for the shoot. I think my favorite look for the day, I like this. This was one of our cover options. I like how layered they are. I like how there's a belt involved and a blanket involved. For all the moms out there, there is one secret to the workout routine and that is. So depressing. Consistency. And for me that means 5:30 in the morning, cuz I have to do it and be done in time to pack lunches and get everyone up. It's a big circuit of cardio and weights. Kind of the cardio is built into the circuit so that. It's not like 45 minutes on a stair master like we all used to do in college. It's just not practical anymore and you need muscle to help just keep your metabolism up but Valerie Waters has been training me for 15 years. My makeup bag usually has this little pot of concealer and a proper brush for it [MUSIC] Cause the brushes are kind of key and nobody really tells you. They're all selling you the little makeup but they forget that you actually need the right brush. And lip stuff and my favorite thing would be this Neutrogena moisture stick. And I use it in a pinch for everything. Lips. Cheek, whatever. [MUSIC]
Jennifer Garner's had a long, varied career. She kicked ass, she made us laugh, and she's got a new flick out. But instead of promoting it with late-night talk shows, she's giving a very au courant interview via ASMR (that's autonomous sensory meridian response for anyone unfamiliar with the phenomenon), the very of-the-moment tingly auditory phenomenon that's birthed an entire online cottage industry. Fans are in for a treat, because not only is the actor's soothing voice a joy to hear, she's taking it back — way back — with nods to just about every role on her IMDb page.
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Though some of the sounds are more disconcerting than they are soothing, Garner does her best to get through the ordeal without cracking. With mentions of scary clowns, ghosts, and little girls sprinkled in among anecdotes about her pals Mark Ruffalo and Judy Greer, it's worth a watch for fans of nostalgia and Garner's oeuvre. Of course, there's a little gratuitous promotion when she digs into peppermint-flavored candy and gum in an homage to her new flick, Peppermint, but who can blame her? After nearly 10 minutes of staying calm and collected while doing something so absurd, she deserves to sing her own praises for a bit instead of taking us all back through her past projects.
During a quick mention of her new baby food line, everything gets very ASMR-heavy, so viewers looking to get the real effect should pay attention. Garner's gardening skills may be rudimentary, but the sounds coming from the packaging, the tools, and the rubber gloves are all tingle-inducing.
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Even while chuckling with a mouth full of candy and dropping a bit of profanity, her aww-shucks attitude and sugary-sweet personality shine through, and it's exactly what fans fell in love with so many years ago. Check it all out, kiddie jewels and all, in the video, below.
