In case you somehow haven’t heard, the final season of Game of Thrones premieres this Sunday, April 14th—which means we’ve been busy brushing up on our Westeros lore. And thanks to Pornhub, we now have a, well, more unique way to prepare for Season 8—a Game of Thrones porn parody sequel.
That’s right. Sequel. There are now two viral porn parodies of the HBO series in existence. Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere is the followup to 2013’s Game of Bones, and it stars Kiara Cole, Donnie Rock, Charlotte Sartre, Lance Hart, Gabriella Paltrova, and Seth’s Beard. (To be fair, Game of Thrones is already pretty sexually explicit, so a porn parody doesn’t even seem like much of a leap.)
And if bad Game of Thrones jokes are your thing, then the Game of Bones 2 trailer delivers.
Arya has been renamed “Areola” (and is over 18), Little Finger is called “Big Finger,” and the Wall is white and sticky because, well…you get the idea. The trailer also includes the line, “You know nutting Jon Blow” and entails a “special” nod to the pair everyone’s shipping, Tormund and Brienne. It even addresses Jon and Daenerys, clarifying that he’s only her step-nephew in this version.
We’ll let you decide if this premise is cringeworthy or clever (majorly NSFW, obvs).
If Game of Bones 2 piques your interest (hey, we won’t judge!), you can watch the full movie on Pornhub’s WoodRocket Channel. Pornhub Premium members also have the option to watch an extended version. We don’t know if we’ll ever be able to unsee that image of the Night King, but we’re still looking forward to the real Season 8 of Game of Thrones.