- Dean Unglert rolled into Bachelor in Paradise with a mustache and people are not okay.
- Dean has been living in a van and spends his time combing the hair on his face while the world looks on in horror—the best twitter reactions lie below.
Hi, are you okay? Like, after seeing Dean Unglert’s mustache? ’Cause in case you hadn’t notice, this dude wandered into the experimental love nest Chris Harrison calls Bachelor in Paradise looking a little different. Meaning, like THIS:
Obviously, upon initially seeing Dean’s mustache last night, I lost the ability to see. But after regaining my vision, I realized that Dean’s mustache is a personal passion project that I can fully get on board with. Like, JUST LET HIM LIVE IN HIS VAN AND GROW QUESTIONABLE FACIAL HAIR IN PEACE, WORLD!
DUDE JUST WANTS TO TIE SHIRTS AROUND HIS WAIST AND LIVE LIFE LIKE IT’S 1994!!!
Reminder: Dean was on Bachelor in Paradise last season and got involved in a love triangle with Kristina Schulman—but last night, he pivoted over to Caelynn Miller-Keyes. And apparently, Caelynn is very pro-mustache, because they went ahead and made out in a pool. Let’s just hope the chlorine disinfected that thing, because lord knows how often it gets cleaned. Anyway, Twitter has thoughts so let’s get into it:
Good luck not having a nightmare/erotic dream about Dean’s mustache tonight, goodbye.
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