The Internet Is Absolutely Horrified by Dean Unglert‘s Mustache on ‘Bachelor in Paradise‘
Dean Unglert rolled into Bachelor in Paradise with a mustache and people are not okay.
Dean has been living in a van and spends his time combing the hair on his face while the world looks on in horror—the best twitter reactions lie below.
Hi, are you okay? Like, after seeing Dean Unglert’s mustache? ’Cause in case you hadn’t notice, this dude wandered into the experimental love nest Chris Harrison calls Bachelor in Paradise looking a little different. Meaning, like THIS:
Obviously, upon initially seeing Dean’s mustache last night, I lost the ability to see. But after regaining my vision, I realized that Dean’s mustache is a personal passion project that I can fully get on board with. Like, JUST LET HIM LIVE IN HIS VAN AND GROW QUESTIONABLE FACIAL HAIR IN PEACE, WORLD!
A post shared by Dean Michael Unglert (@deanie_babies) on Jun 7, 2019 at 1:32pm PDT
DUDE JUST WANTS TO TIE SHIRTS AROUND HIS WAIST AND LIVE LIFE LIKE IT’S 1994!!!
A post shared by Dean Michael Unglert (@deanie_babies) on Apr 14, 2019 at 4:42pm PDT
Reminder: Dean was on Bachelor in Paradise last season and got involved in a love triangle with Kristina Schulman—but last night, he pivoted over to Caelynn Miller-Keyes. And apparently, Caelynn is very pro-mustache, because they went ahead and made out in a pool. Let’s just hope the chlorine disinfected that thing, because lord knows how often it gets cleaned. Anyway, Twitter has thoughts so let’s get into it:
Bachelor producers making us watch Dean comb his mustache like #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/Qbaw27y3oW
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) August 14, 2019
Dean’s mustache is gross. #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/NMcFGnnZqY
— Chelsea Collier (@CSymone93) August 14, 2019
Caelynn, making out with Dean with that mustache #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/o3gHiBVdLV
— ᴸᴱᴬᴴ (@leahgrace14) August 14, 2019
Dean walking into #BachelorInParadise after living in a van, not showering, and with a new mustache: pic.twitter.com/IBAinTIa5X
— Brian Scally (@Brian_Scally) August 14, 2019
Bachelor Nation seeing Dean’s mustache: #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/FLzlf3S9Dt
— Bachelor Bishes (@BachelorBishes) August 14, 2019
Dean’s mustache pic.twitter.com/iCwS3X7PkL
— Brie (@briewatchestv) August 14, 2019
Dean:
• ugly mustache
• unemployed
• known for being a player
Caelynn: #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/wSIRn2Av8V— laura (@lauraasann) August 14, 2019
Dean: I have long hair, a shady mustache, I live in a van, and I have no job.
Everyone: #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/rgsYEx3bXl— 💁🏾♀️ (@parlezdudiable) August 14, 2019
Me looking at Dean’s mustache #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/4lKk4Tup3e
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) August 14, 2019
Demi’s reaction to Dean’s mustache is the correct reaction #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/dosvf6v2IW
— Stephanie (@scde_de) August 14, 2019
Dean coming in with that hideous mustache #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/hIiLHQwfz7
— Emily W. (@emilywdc) August 14, 2019
Good luck not having a nightmare/erotic dream about Dean’s mustache tonight, goodbye.
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