50 Extremely Funny Marketplace Listings That Make Me Laugh No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them

1.The most dangerous of the stringed instruments:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a violin that reads "violent"
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2.A choice we must all make in life:

marketplace ad reading corn or sofa

3.The hottest dance sensation of 2023:

Marketplace ad reading "shuffle"

4.The most holy of car parts:

Marketplace ad reading, "Catholic converters"

5.My man Will:

marketplace ad reading will barrow

6.The best way to cook food:

marketplace ad reading, "over the counter Michael wave"

7.The most perfect condition something can be in:

Person advertising a Nintendo product in "Christine" condition instead of pristine
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8.The most hypnotizing home appliance:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a washing machine spelling it "watch her machine"

9.A dunce's hobby:

marketplace ad reading fools ball table

10.The bingest of bags:

marketplace ad reading bing bags

11.The title of the new Indiana Jones movie:

Marketplace ad reading "Fridge raider"
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12.The most beautiful state in the nation:

marketplace ad reading oregon

13.Two perfect beds:

Marketplace ad reading, "Bump beds"
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14.Barb's husband:

Marketplace ad reading Bob Wire

15.A chair with nothing to lose:

Facebook Marketplace ad reading "black mesh egomaniac" chair instead of "ergonomic"
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16.A sickly hunk of wood:

Marketplace ad reading, "Coughing"

17.Every kid's favorite backyard toy:

trampoline for sale reading trampling
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18.Incredibly comfortable seating:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a bench that reads "branch"

19.The alternative to a leg floor:

marketplace ad reading arm wall

20.A couch that's practically nipping at your toes to be sold:

A person selling a decrepit couch to the "lowest bitter" instead of bidder

21.An extremely radioactive breakfast:

marketplace ad reading breakfast nuke

22.The key to infinite lawn:

marketplace ad reading lawn more
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23.(Australian guy voice):

marketplace ad reading spikers
u/extraface

24.The great Otter Man:

marketplace ad reading otter man
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25.A little too much bike:

marketplace ad reading excessive bike

26.Jewelry looking for a place to go:

marketplace ad reading neckless

27.The most noble of the preventative fire measures:

Market post for "Antique Fire Distinguisher"

28.An amp that needs a fire distinguisher, STAT:

marketplace ad reading amp a fire

29.A most capable air conditioner:

marketplace ad reading air conditioner with booth tooth capabilities
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30.A bracelet whose value can be measured:

marketplace ad reading centimeter bracelet
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31.The finest of workout equipment:

Facebook marketplace listing reading "dumbles"
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32.Ol' Gram's favorite body part:

Marketplace ad reading, "My grams abdomen"

33.The only instrument worth playing:

Banjo for sale listed as bango
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34.Powerful, powerful weapons:

Marketplace ad reading, "Light savors"

35.Bovine seating:

Marketplace ad reading, "IKEA folder bull chairs"

36.The Big Three:

Marketplace ad reading, "Three draffs"

37.Gorgeous jewelry:

Marketplace ad reading, "Hearing" instead of "earring"

38.Poops that are not of this universe:

Marketplace ad reading, "Portal potty"

39.The only way to get in:

Marketplace ad reading, "Access"

40.Extreme exercise machines:

marketplace ad reading eucalyptus exercise machines

41.A lively grindstone:

Marketplace ad reading, "Mortal pastel"

42.Ten bullets:

Marketplace ad reading, "Bullet ten board"

43.A kinda-sorta evil knife:

Marketplace ad reading, "Mid evil dagger"
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44.A couch that stands for nothing:

Marketplace ad reading, "Swayed light brown couch"
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45.A performance that will bring tears to your eyes:

Marketplace ad reading, "Candle opera"

46.A fine place to relax:

Chair for sale reading, "Rocking cheer"
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47.The most powerful secret:

Marketplace ad reading, "Victorious secret"

48.The perfect couch:

Marketplace ad reading, "Foot on bed"

49.A really sweet deal:

Marketplace ad reading, "Porsche," for a porch

50.And The Mote:

Marketplace ad reading for a remote that reads, "The mote"