I'm Screamiiing At These Hilarious Tweets From This Week
We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time, we got you! Here are the best tweets of the last week or so:
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1.
I left my hair straightener at my friends house and he, a straight man, returned it to me like this. He locked it and everything. I didn’t even know there was a lock on it. Hands down the sluttiest thing a man has ever done. pic.twitter.com/zpAd7eiJPO
— niamh (@arealglitterbae) June 20, 2023
2.
when i drink an IPA https://t.co/MyaRVSrGx3 pic.twitter.com/JETd5XsVaX
— Naz (@nazzobetweeting) June 20, 2023
3.
give me 30mg adderall and some goggles and i will find the submarine
— 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 (@edmsillygoose) June 21, 2023
4.
But I miss screamin and fightin and kissing in the rain and its 2 a.m. and I'm cursin your name so in love that you act insane and thats the way I loved you pic.twitter.com/1HI8yIgXVk
— cole (@juul_survivor) June 20, 2023
5.
I have not stopped talking about the Titanic Submarine. I told some of my coworkers who apparently live under a rock and they were flabbergasted. I felt like a journalist. I had all the facts (from TikTok) pic.twitter.com/8eifKDSegB
— SummerClub (@sumerclub) June 20, 2023
ABC / Twitter: @sumerclub
6.
My reaction to seeing people taking Coke the first time pic.twitter.com/hR8lVmZQ3o
— Travis is reloaded (@itscockroachbb) June 21, 2023
HBO / Twitter: @itscockroachbb
7.
what’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your crab rangoon elf bar pic.twitter.com/mc46trmUav
— Drewberz (@buddy_ferrara) June 20, 2023
8.
Yoo what should I do 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/9XlBfITcIq
— Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) June 21, 2023
PIXAR / Twitter: @EverythingOOC
9.
Me consuming all the titanic submarine content I possibly can for the past 24 hours: pic.twitter.com/Ov52GmRXTA
— Kelley 🌙 (@kelleymcgrathx) June 21, 2023
Disney / Twitter: @kelleymcgrathx
10.
I love that the weekend looks like when a girl draws a beard on her face for a low budget comedy sketch https://t.co/3due52CpRI
— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) June 20, 2023
MAX / Twitter: @thisdiegolopez
11.
me listening to my coworker tell the worst story I've ever heard pic.twitter.com/vCFakaPZxh
— matt (@computer_gay) June 20, 2023
Apple / Twitter: @computer_gay
12.
Tom Holland on set watching Zendaya kissing 2 guys pic.twitter.com/SjQc4Ns4GF
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) June 20, 2023
E! / Twitter: @heyjaeee
13.
The most perfect meme in history strikes again pic.twitter.com/r1oWjKkzyl
— podcast plagiarism inspector general 🕵🏾♀️ (@writerbxtch) June 20, 2023
14.
tom holland right now https://t.co/1lCuTKqPKD pic.twitter.com/OEm01OeMUp
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 20, 2023
DC / Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Twitter: @kirawontmiss
15.
when there’s a minor inconvenience pic.twitter.com/0S6H8zFVIX
— professional vibe matcher (@normalarab) June 20, 2023
16.
Kourtney Kardashian is gonna name her baby something stupid has hell to go along with her weirdo new goth adjacent vibe. I predict Skull, or maybe Drumstick. It will be very very bad.
— macklin (@oliveluver) June 19, 2023
17.
My favorite part of the Nicole Kidman AMC ad is when she says “and we go somewhere we’ve never been before” as it cuts to a clip from the 4th Jurassic Park movie pic.twitter.com/fNlBcHrspr
— Cody Dericks (@codymonster91) June 20, 2023
AMC / MAX Twitter: @codymonster91
18.
me when I start manually blinking and have to wait for my brain to forget so it goes back to automatic pic.twitter.com/RFQRN2ZYRN
— ian (@ianisuglyyy) June 19, 2023
Billboard / Twitter: @ianisuglyyy
