I'm Howling At These Viral Tweets From This Weekend
Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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him: you better not be a cunty rotisserie chicken when i get there me:
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Cocaine Bear: I’m addicted to cocaine Yogi Bear: I’m addicted to pick-a-nick baskets Winnie the Pooh: *not wearing pants, wiping honey from his face* I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM OKAY
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No one tells you after a twink dies they end up here.
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You just know this group of 12 seated for Magic Mike’s Last Dance is gonna bring the energy
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The producer yelled “country” but she heard “cunty” and went with it https://t.co/tJRLHevZtW
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When youve died too many times in a game and it asks if you want to lower the difficulty
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How bout if your twink died?
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There is a certain kind of straight guy that wears a certain kind of jacket and so does his friend. Does that make sense??
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Wish you could google things like. What am I doing with my life.
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i love you baby
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The way this woulda ate on the runway
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this pic stirs something Ancient inside me
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i need authors to stop putting lyrics to imaginary songs in their books. it’s almost always awful
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Hello @Uber_Support this was my driver in Utah. She pulled me out of the car and forced me to take pics of her. She then drove off and left me in the middle of nowhere while sipping on a tequila bottle.
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a gay after they hit send on a never been done before “who’s playing during the Rihanna concert” joke
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she's sick for this
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Gays as soon as Rihanna is done performing her last song tonight