I'm Dying Laughing At All These People Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Complete And Total Oblivion

1.The reincarnation roast:

person saying you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime

2.The water roast:

person says you are the reason there are tutorials on how to drink water
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3.The pollen roast:

person says i hope you have diarrhea during pollen season

4.The Civil War roast:

person says the reason you are dumb is because you lost your neurotransmitters in the divorce

5.The room roast:

person saying if you were in a room with einstein and stephen hawking youd lower the iq to 9

6.The ego roast:

person saying you need oversized luggage for the size of your ego

7.The parents roast:

person saying i bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you
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8.The pizza roast:

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9.The soup roast:

person gets called a dense cabbage

10.The cake roast:

person says i will cut a sqare cake as if it was a circular one on your birthday if you judge me like that again

11.The ant roast:

person says i hope an ant eats you

12.The birth certificate roast:

person says i want my epitaph to read mistakes were made and someone responds wasnt that on your birth certificate

13.The boogers roast:

person saying you are a basement dweller who collects boogers

14.The Paper Mario roast:

person saying close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likable person and the open them and weep

15.The leaf roast:

person says i hope you never get a crunchy leaf

16.The shoes roast:

someone who says i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede so you spend the rest of your days buying shoes for it

17.The Saw roast:

someone sexting in a strange way and someone responds you sext like jigsaw
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18.The bed roast:

someone who says i hope your bed posts are never the same length so you can't get a horizontal sleep

19.The mirror roast:

text reading the worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirrrorr feels on my lips and someone responds on reflection that's 01

20.The potato roast:

someone's girlfriend bites potatoes in half and gets called a woodland creature

21.The Scrabble roast:

someone being told to eat a scrabble board and shiit out the letters becaause that will make more sense than what they are saying

22.The bacteria roast:

someone who says something stupid and the next person says your teacher always handed your tests back face down huh
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23.The parental roast:

person who asks for a favor from someone's parents and asks to have a handsome baby and the other person asks why and they say so i can avoid what they did

24.The toothpaste roast:

someone says you look like a doctor who doesn't reccommend toothpaste because you are a 1/10

25.The Rapunzel roast:

someone's dad saying someone is like rapunzel but instteaad of lettiing their hair down they let their family down

26.The Sonic roast:

tweet about someone falling down and change spilling out and they get called sonic

27.The grandma roast:

someone who says i don't understand how i get taller and more handsome whenever i see my grandma and someone responds she shrinks and her eyes get worse

28.The baby roast:

someone saying human babies come out with a spot on their head that ain't finished yet and the communication skills of a clock

29.The Santa roast:

someone's kids gets christmas gifts and says i know santa is real because there's no way you can afford this

30.The punctuation roast:

text reading still thinking about how my friend told me my posture iis bad and i look like a question mark

31.The spoilers roast:

someone saying they will shove a boot up theirr ass

32.The neutrality roast:

someone asking for a gender neutral version of husband and wife and getting roasted

33.The chip roast:

someone asks how much 2$ chips are and someone responds it probably takes your an hour and a half tto watch 60 minutes

34.The desperation roast:

someone who says bisexuality is that i'd have sex with men or women desperation is sex with uou

35.The jeans roast:

person who says sleeping in jeans is comfortable and someone replies you are a denim ladened maasochist

36.The eyesight roast:

monkey paws wish gone wrong

37.The fourth-grade roast:

someone gets a 2% on a math quiz so everyone calls him milk

38.The toilet roast:

someone being called a warm toilet seat

39.The trash roast:

someone getting called not trash but recycling because trash can be disposed but we are stuck with you

40.The CEO roast:

someone who says they need their employees to work non-work hours and someone responds shove microsoft word up your ass

Brutal.

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